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Rock Spidey 

Rock Spidey (White Ryan) /thought to be extinct/ Native to the Southern regions of the great continent of Africa. Often colloquially known by locals as a "Shemale Cock Sucker". Legend has it that it disappeared in a blizzard of ice clouds. Its diet most commonly included shemale cock and amphetamines.
The White Ryan used its superior"Rock Spidey" senses in the urban jungle.
Rock Spidey by Pseu Do Nym December 19, 2022
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rock spider 

A term used to refer to a paedophile. In common usage within correctional facilities. Derived from the analogy that a paedophile, like a rock spider, is always getting into little cracks. Crass and vulgar, I know, but there it is.
"That fucking rock spider had it coming!" (When used as a defence to a charge of murder, where the deceased was a paedophile.)
rock spider by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005

rock spider 

Usually a man of 40+ that likes to interfere with young children mostly young boys.
Look at that "Rock Spider" perving on the kids at the swimming pool.
rock spider by Furmy September 19, 2006

rock spider 

A term for a prisoner sent to jail for pedophelia or pedophelia within a jail.

Most often used to insult teachers or those of older generations who are do not know what this is.
Geesh, Mr Brown is such a rock spider!
rock spider by Celeste December 15, 2004

ROCK SPIDER 

Ancient term for idiot south african dutchman who cant drive,fight,drink and score hot chicks.if brains were dynamite,they wouldn't have enough to blow the hats off their heads.
jasper is so dumb,he reminds me of a rock spider
ROCK SPIDER by evil flying legend October 15, 2010

rock spider 

some one who lines steel pipes with rubber.
Hey there goes Neil the rock spider
rock spider by tyyrytryuetyuery August 6, 2008
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