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robotard
The fleeting feeling on not knowing what certain foods or ingredients or even certain things are even though everyone in the whole entire freaking world knows except you.
Not to be confused with the word "RETARD", because even though the word "RETARD" has several meanings, there is going to be that ONE PERSON who thinks you are talking about a "severely mentally challenged person" even though you're not and even though the medical clinical word for "severely mentally challenged person"(or "special needs" or "highly functioning special needs") is ACTUALLY "Mentally Retarded"
Lest us not forget that everyone in the whole freaking world knows that the word "RETARD" even when used to mean something else sends you to a special level of hell where you are beaten with Twizzlers on an hourly basis.
Also everyone knows that the word "retard" is the most worse possible cuss word in the English language, much worse than F*CK, way way much worse that the "N-WORD"
Not to be confused with the word "RETARD", because even though the word "RETARD" has several meanings, there is going to be that ONE PERSON who thinks you are talking about a "severely mentally challenged person" even though you're not and even though the medical clinical word for "severely mentally challenged person"(or "special needs" or "highly functioning special needs") is ACTUALLY "Mentally Retarded"
Lest us not forget that everyone in the whole freaking world knows that the word "RETARD" even when used to mean something else sends you to a special level of hell where you are beaten with Twizzlers on an hourly basis.
Also everyone knows that the word "retard" is the most worse possible cuss word in the English language, much worse than F*CK, way way much worse that the "N-WORD"
robotard by SNOWBUNZZZ November 15, 2011
Related Words
Robotard • robtard • Rootard • Robtarded • Robotarted • Robtardation • rootarded • Robot arena • Robot Arming
Rootard
(wroo-tāřd) n. An angry australian man who spends his days and nights on a drug fueled rant in the mocospace news and politics forum. Common topics of interest include China, ameritards, Heath Ledger, pommy drongos, Kim Jong Il, one child law soup and communism. The Rootard's drug fueled obsession with American foreign policy often leads to him touting the virtues of Communist China. But even when faced with facts of China's horrible human rights violations, a rootard will invariably turn the subject to that of American foreign policies. When posed with the question of why he doesn't live in China, the rootard will inevitably fly into a tangent about how if he could live there he would in a second and often uses his standard adage "I wouldn't live in the United States, even if you paid me a million dollars."
Robtard
A Robtard is someone called Rob that does retarded things such as racing people across motorways!
Robtards are even more retarded than retards. They claim to only do stupid things because they look fun, "regardless of the stupidity or risk".
Robtards may commonly be mistaken for giraffes, or a person resembling one. If one is found, please return it to Africa ASAP, preferably in a crate full of bird-eating spiders.
Warning - do not approach a Robtard. Failure to heed this warning may result in yourself ending up in a bush, pushed off a wall, poked to death or covered in hornets. You have been warned.
Robtards are even more retarded than retards. They claim to only do stupid things because they look fun, "regardless of the stupidity or risk".
Robtards may commonly be mistaken for giraffes, or a person resembling one. If one is found, please return it to Africa ASAP, preferably in a crate full of bird-eating spiders.
Warning - do not approach a Robtard. Failure to heed this warning may result in yourself ending up in a bush, pushed off a wall, poked to death or covered in hornets. You have been warned.
rootard
An Australian retard.
Quit defining your enemies on Urban Dictionary, you rootard, don't you know everybody can see your name on it? You're going to get excluded from school and sent to fuck brumbies in the Outback.
robtard
Another name for a fool called rob, who happens to beleive he is almighty, and owns in everything. In reality, he's a bum with no life, and just sits around getting stonned, drunk, and resorts to threatening his 'friends' to make him feel more powerful, if you'd like an example, use this email address: solobob@hotmail.com
Rob: I own!!11eleven
'Friend': No you don't, you're just heavy.
Rob: Shut up or i'll kill you!
'Friend': Yeah whatever rob, you say that every day.
Rob: *charges forward with fist out*
'Friend':*Steps to the side ever so slightly*
Rob: *trips on a rock and busts his head open on the floor*
'Friend':Robtard, you just got owned by the ground!
Rob: Shut up or i'll kill you!
*So on and so forth, each time robtard ends up making himself look like an idiot*
'Friend': No you don't, you're just heavy.
Rob: Shut up or i'll kill you!
'Friend': Yeah whatever rob, you say that every day.
Rob: *charges forward with fist out*
'Friend':*Steps to the side ever so slightly*
Rob: *trips on a rock and busts his head open on the floor*
'Friend':Robtard, you just got owned by the ground!
Rob: Shut up or i'll kill you!
*So on and so forth, each time robtard ends up making himself look like an idiot*
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