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Robtarded 

When someone called Rob is stuck in there peculiar little ways.
Buying Windows 7, when Rob knows full well he can get a free copy from his university, just so he has the box. That is Robtarded!

'Rob has left the plastic sticker on his computer screen to stop it scratching, but he just has plastic all over his screen, it looks shit! He is a proper Robtarded!'
Robtarded by EddyG87 May 14, 2010

Robtarded 

Comic book artwork that is so poorly done it elicits concern over the artist's mental capacity.
"57 teeth, 2 left hands, no wrists, hair that goes straight out and no goddam feet. This is just robtarded."
Robtarded by Foot Justice February 7, 2024
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Retarded Shoes 

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.
I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him
Retarded Shoes by will bitten December 18, 2016

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r 

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.
The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.

Dentally Retarded 

Somebody who has orthodontic problems, especially teeth coming in slowly.
"My orthodontist said I'm dentally advanced."
"Mine said I"m dentally retarded."
Dentally Retarded by plunger333 August 7, 2007

beyond retarded

beyond retarded is nearly reaching final level of retardness. When calling someone retarded isn't enough, beyond retarded will just cut the chase and do the trick. We have fail, and epic fail. And we have retarded and beyond retarded.
League of legends ongoing game:

TITOV: Hey guys, they are too strong, too fast, let's give up
I R Rumble: You are beyond retarded -.- being beaten up by bots?!
beyond retarded by uplink May 28, 2012

Retarded Nut 

The Retarded Nut is when you get a nut off for the first time after a week or weeks of not getting a nut. The effects are it feeling so good that you become crippled with retardation afterwards.
Tyler isn't the same after weeks of no sex ended with his girlfriend inducing him with the Retarded Nut
Retarded Nut by Shaka G April 27, 2009
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