Robtard

A Robtard is someone called Rob that does retarded things such as racing people across motorways!

Robtards are even more retarded than retards. They claim to only do stupid things because they look fun, "regardless of the stupidity or risk".

Robtards may commonly be mistaken for giraffes, or a person resembling one. If one is found, please return it to Africa ASAP, preferably in a crate full of bird-eating spiders.

Warning - do not approach a Robtard. Failure to heed this warning may result in yourself ending up in a bush, pushed off a wall, poked to death or covered in hornets. You have been warned.

"Retard"
"yeah well...you're a Robtard!"

Robtard by Wankcell May 27, 2008

robtard

Another name for a fool called rob, who happens to beleive he is almighty, and owns in everything. In reality, he's a bum with no life, and just sits around getting stonned, drunk, and resorts to threatening his 'friends' to make him feel more powerful, if you'd like an example, use this email address: [e-mail]

Rob: I own!!11eleven
'Friend': No you don't, you're just heavy.
Rob: Shut up or i'll kill you!
'Friend': Yeah whatever rob, you say that every day.
Rob: *charges forward with fist out*
'Friend':*Steps to the side ever so slightly*
Rob: *trips on a rock and busts his head open on the floor*
'Friend':Robtard, you just got owned by the ground!
Rob: Shut up or i'll kill you!
*So on and so forth, each time robtard ends up making himself look like an idiot*

robtard by Wewt November 6, 2008

Robtard

A Robtard is someone called Rob that does retarded things such as racing people across motorways!

Robtards are even more retarded than retards. They claim to only do stupid things because they look fun, "regardless of the stupidity or risk".

Robtards usually resemble giraffes. If a Robtard is found, please return it to Africa ASAP, preferably in a crate full of bird-eating spiders.

Warning - do not approach a Robtard. Failure to heed this warning may result in yourself ending up in a bush, pushed off a wall, poked to death, scared senseless, covered in hornets or just generally tortured. You have been warned.

"Retard"
"yh well...you're a Robtard!!"

Robtard by Wankcell May 28, 2008

Robtard

A Robtard is a generally mousy looking fellow with no sense of reality.

Usually he sits around getting stoned, juuling (or using a sourin), and playing Fortnite. He will most likely be in love with a dog who has down syndrome.

“Bro, quit being such a Robtard!” said Jack

Robtard by ebing June 3, 2018

Robtard

Slanderous term typically used to describe people who are similar to Simps but have taken simping to an entirely new level. Robtards can be typically seen making any and all excuses in order to evade spending time with the boys even if it involves revolving their entire social life into hanging out with a women or significant other. What sets Robtards different from others is the simping is not by choice but more so forced by their significant other in some sort of a Femdom sort of way.

“Hey Justin is being a real Robtard lately his girlfriend made him leave my bday party to get pegged in the ass by his girlfriend”

Robtard by Bmoney Gang October 19, 2020

Rontard 

When someone is doing a job they have no ability or qualifications for but like to tell qualified people how to do their job.

That idiot was telling me how to do my job like a real rontard.

Rontard by Pelltier July 12, 2018

Romtardation 

A very severe case of mental retardation, with side effects like Romnesia.

Symptoms include flip-flopping, and babbling about binders full of women when he is so retarded he forgets he doesn't have any.

Oh my god! Mitt Romney's Romnesia is so severe, he has Romtardation! We must install a Romney chip on our nuclear missiles so we can recall them when he flip-flops! That is, if he becomes president!

Romtardation by Unorthodox Dude October 29, 2012