Rootard

(wroo-tāřd) n. An angry australian man who spends his days and nights on a drug fueled rant in the mocospace news and politics forum. Common topics of interest include China, ameritards, Heath Ledger, pommy drongos, Kim Jong Il, one child law soup and communism. The Rootard's drug fueled obsession with American foreign policy often leads to him touting the virtues of Communist China. But even when faced with facts of China's horrible human rights violations, a rootard will invariably turn the subject to that of American foreign policies. When posed with the question of why he doesn't live in China, the rootard will inevitably fly into a tangent about how if he could live there he would in a second and often uses his standard adage "I wouldn't live in the United States, even if you paid me a million dollars."

Silly rootard, chopsticks are for chinks!

by SuD0N1m July 14, 2011

rootard

An Australian retard.

Quit defining your enemies on Urban Dictionary, you rootard, don't you know everybody can see your name on it? You're going to get excluded from school and sent to fuck brumbies in the Outback.

by Maxhole July 14, 2011

Rootard

The term used when someone called Ronny is being retarded

Stop being a rootard

by Treated June 4, 2024

Rontard

When someone is doing a job they have no ability or qualifications for but like to tell qualified people how to do their job.

That idiot was telling me how to do my job like a real rontard.

by Pelltier July 12, 2018

Romtardation

A very severe case of mental retardation, with side effects like Romnesia.

Symptoms include flip-flopping, and babbling about binders full of women when he is so retarded he forgets he doesn't have any.

Oh my god! Mitt Romney's Romnesia is so severe, he has Romtardation! We must install a Romney chip on our nuclear missiles so we can recall them when he flip-flops! That is, if he becomes president!

by Unorthodox Dude October 29, 2012

Rontarded

When someone is so inept at life that people with developmental disabilities make fun of them.

David: Did you see that toothless guy looking at toothbrushes?

Trevor: he must be Rontarded.

by Jar of Flies July 12, 2011

Routard

Routard - This is a retard who cant set up their own router configuration, hence Routard

Routard - 'yeah, ive forwarded the ports on my router, try and connect'

Pr0Gamer - 'err dood i cant connect!'

Routard - 'Well its you, TONS of ppl have connected to me before, its you not me, YOU, NOT ME'

Pr0Gamer - 'Ill just go and play with everyone else then, ... routard'

by LucasbucK April 4, 2005