A Robtard is someone called Rob that does retarded things such as racing people across motorways!
Robtards are even more retarded than retards. They claim to only do stupid things because they look fun, "regardless of the stupidity or risk".
Robtards may commonly be mistaken for giraffes, or a person resembling one. If one is found, please return it to Africa ASAP, preferably in a crate full of bird-eating spiders.
Warning - do not approach a Robtard. Failure to heed this warning may result in yourself ending up in a bush, pushed off a wall, poked to death or covered in hornets. You have been warned.
Robtards are even more retarded than retards. They claim to only do stupid things because they look fun, "regardless of the stupidity or risk".
Robtards may commonly be mistaken for giraffes, or a person resembling one. If one is found, please return it to Africa ASAP, preferably in a crate full of bird-eating spiders.
Warning - do not approach a Robtard. Failure to heed this warning may result in yourself ending up in a bush, pushed off a wall, poked to death or covered in hornets. You have been warned.
by Wankcell May 27, 2008
Get the Robtardmug. Another name for a fool called rob, who happens to beleive he is almighty, and owns in everything. In reality, he's a bum with no life, and just sits around getting stonned, drunk, and resorts to threatening his 'friends' to make him feel more powerful, if you'd like an example, use this email address: solobob@hotmail.com
Rob: I own!!11eleven
'Friend': No you don't, you're just heavy.
Rob: Shut up or i'll kill you!
'Friend': Yeah whatever rob, you say that every day.
Rob: *charges forward with fist out*
'Friend':*Steps to the side ever so slightly*
Rob: *trips on a rock and busts his head open on the floor*
'Friend':Robtard, you just got owned by the ground!
Rob: Shut up or i'll kill you!
*So on and so forth, each time robtard ends up making himself look like an idiot*
'Friend': No you don't, you're just heavy.
Rob: Shut up or i'll kill you!
'Friend': Yeah whatever rob, you say that every day.
Rob: *charges forward with fist out*
'Friend':*Steps to the side ever so slightly*
Rob: *trips on a rock and busts his head open on the floor*
'Friend':Robtard, you just got owned by the ground!
Rob: Shut up or i'll kill you!
*So on and so forth, each time robtard ends up making himself look like an idiot*
by Wewt November 6, 2008
Get the robtardmug. A Robtard is someone called Rob that does retarded things such as racing people across motorways!
Robtards are even more retarded than retards. They claim to only do stupid things because they look fun, "regardless of the stupidity or risk".
Robtards usually resemble giraffes. If a Robtard is found, please return it to Africa ASAP, preferably in a crate full of bird-eating spiders.
Warning - do not approach a Robtard. Failure to heed this warning may result in yourself ending up in a bush, pushed off a wall, poked to death, scared senseless, covered in hornets or just generally tortured. You have been warned.
Robtards are even more retarded than retards. They claim to only do stupid things because they look fun, "regardless of the stupidity or risk".
Robtards usually resemble giraffes. If a Robtard is found, please return it to Africa ASAP, preferably in a crate full of bird-eating spiders.
Warning - do not approach a Robtard. Failure to heed this warning may result in yourself ending up in a bush, pushed off a wall, poked to death, scared senseless, covered in hornets or just generally tortured. You have been warned.
by Wankcell May 28, 2008
Get the Robtardmug. Buying Windows 7, when Rob knows full well he can get a free copy from his university, just so he has the box. That is Robtarded!
'Rob has left the plastic sticker on his computer screen to stop it scratching, but he just has plastic all over his screen, it looks shit! He is a proper Robtarded!'
'Rob has left the plastic sticker on his computer screen to stop it scratching, but he just has plastic all over his screen, it looks shit! He is a proper Robtarded!'
by EddyG87 May 14, 2010
Get the Robtardedmug. A Robtard is a generally mousy looking fellow with no sense of reality.
Usually he sits around getting stoned, juuling (or using a sourin), and playing Fortnite. He will most likely be in love with a dog who has down syndrome.
Usually he sits around getting stoned, juuling (or using a sourin), and playing Fortnite. He will most likely be in love with a dog who has down syndrome.
by ebing June 3, 2018
Get the Robtardmug. "57 teeth, 2 left hands, no wrists, hair that goes straight out and no goddam feet. This is just robtarded."
by Foot Justice February 7, 2024
Get the Robtardedmug. When your friend Rob does something so idiotic that it cannot even be comprehended by the top 1% of human minds.
Man, that was a real Robtardation the other day. I asked him if he wanted to meet me at the high school but he said he had to chop wood and trim bushes for 8 hours.
by hr3pg3rg May 24, 2022
Get the Robtardationmug.