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roadside blonde 

Roadside blonde a destroyer of men

One of the three in hell on heals lyrics
So wasted I treated myself the IUD was placed all hairy Carrie

Another victim of a roadside blonde

roadsick 

adj. Acutely longing to return to an active state of travel. A sad or depressed state from not actively travelling; a longing to be "on the road."
ex. "I've been cooped up here too long, this house is making me roadsick."
roadsick by Brent Bowser September 19, 2008

roadside-rhino 

A roadside-rhino is an overweight, hitchhiking woman, who offers filatio for the ride.
Guy 1: Hey should we pick up this roadside-rhino?
Guy 2: Yeah she may be big, but she'll definitely give head.
roadside-rhino by laysiege June 26, 2010

sweet tea roadie 

The "sweet tea roadie" is when you are getting a well-lubed handy from your lady while driving. Right before you erupt your load all over your ride, you reach for the McDonald's large, $.99 sweet tea cup you have yet to throw out... You blow your entire load into the styrofoam cup...easy.
Oh, it's cool, my girl gave me a Sweet Tea Roadie on the way to the party last night.

roadside 

Canadian teen slang for a girl who's "been there."
She's roadside, man!
roadside by Mashplum September 2, 2006

roadside 

Canadian slang for a woman who sleeps with many men and women.
The most attractive women happen to be roadside.
roadside by K Joyce August 24, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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