Riplistic 

(adj.) - 1) Inclined to take actions inconsistent with the social rules set forth by the group.
2) Possessing the qualities of one who knowingly acts in ways that annoy or otherwise perturb individuals or groups of people.
3) Being the douche that nobody likes.

1) The riplistic child was interrupting the adults to get attention.

2) Patrick was being riplistic when he insisted on dating Mistay, the girl his friends told him was a "lying whore-McBitch".

3) Patrick is a riplistic asshole.

Riplistic by seventytwo July 20, 2008

stretchingly realistic

Thos action movie scenes that are in no way possible (it's a stretch) but the action hero manages to pull it off.
For example: Bond movies, Bourne movies, Twilight Series, etc.

Michael - "I saw Salt."
Ann Marie "How was it?"
Michael - "It was good, lots of action, a few parts were 'stretchingly realistic' but good story though."

stretchingly realistic by AMarie0908 August 3, 2010

hyper-realistic

A term used by lazy and/or shitty writers (usually creepypasta writers) when they want to describe a piece of artwork that looks good enough to almost pass as a photo, but they also don't feel like writing out a meaningful description of said artwork.

Using this phrase more often than not puts a story into crappypasta territory.

The sky had darkened, the title emblem was rusted and ruined, the SEGA 1991 was now instead SEGA 666, and the water had turned red, like blood, except it looked hyper-realistic.

hyper-realistic by CanisMinor June 9, 2016

Realistic Smurf cat

A realistic image of a Smurf or Shaylushay (Шайлушай) is an artwork of a Smurf that has a face of a cat and is holing a snail on its back. the image became a TikTok trend in September 2023,

The picture isn't loading but I swear if its that realistic Smurf cat thing im gonna fucking lose it

Realistic Smurf cat by Indoggob September 11, 2023

rapistic 

Bein rapistic is being an idiot that obsesses with stupid unimportant things an often fingerblasts goblins an loves a bit of bbw

lad1 says I toold you it was pink not purple. Lad2 says shut up you rapistic cunt

rapistic by tubeyx123 January 19, 2014

ripstick 

1. A skateboard thing with two wheels and a middle section that twists awesomely for increased motion and awesomeness.

2. A person who's really petite and skinny but has really toned muscles.

3. A mispronunciation of lipstick.

I got decked by a guy on a ripstick and broke my arm!!

She's so small yet so ripped. What a ripstick!

My ripstick shade is called Hibiscus.

ripstick by mapleleaf~ August 7, 2012

realistic pessimism 

An educated urbanite who is aware of the possible negative consequences that may be encountered in city life and therefore conducts self responsibly.

A woman that chooses not to wear headphones or talk on her cell phone while walking home at night exudes realistic pessimism.

realistic pessimism by cleverlady May 9, 2011