Rincter 

A sphincter is a circular muscle that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning. The rectum is the concluding part of the large intestine that terminates in the anus. The average length of the human rectum may range between 10 and 15 cm. Its diameter can be compared to that of the sigmoid colon (the part of the large intestine nearest the rectum) at its onset. Combine these and you get Rincter.

...and so the sabretooth tiger was stabbed in the RINCTER by the woolly mammoth.

Rincter by Rincter May 1, 2020

Ricter 

The scale that measures an earthquake, or the intensity of something.

Dude that trick was off the ricter!

Ricter by Andrew Goudreau April 2, 2008

Ricter Scale 

The scale of the intensity of the need to expel a "running-induced crap." 1 would be slight abdominal pain; 10 would be an explosion capable of setting the sky on fire.

"I was so humiliated when I hit a 10 on the Ricter scale at the last mile of my long run. At my running buddies bought me beers afterward to make their making fun of me bearable."

Ricter Scale by AP Styles August 8, 2009

rinteresting 

Something so wholesome and amazing and beyond interesting

whoa panpan got a shlong dong, thats so rinteresting!

rinteresting by tensy February 16, 2021

ringterrupt 

When someone's cellphone rings at an inappropriate time (ex: in class, at the movies, during church, at a funeral, etc.); interruption by cellphone ringtone.

Sally didn't want to ringterrupt class, so she turned off her cell phone beforehand.

ringterrupt by Erik Koepnick September 24, 2007

Ringtervention 

When a person confronts a friend, family member, or any other person with whom they share a personal relationship about the ridiculousness of his or her ring tone with the hopes of getting him or her to change it.

Hey, guys, I think we're going to need to have a ringtervention with Steve. His "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" ringtone is really starting to drive the chicks away.

Ringtervention by PJ_NJ August 5, 2011

rinteresting 

When you find something beyond interesting, and it makes you go "WHOAAAAAA"

damn that's crazy tensy, that shit deadass rinteresting

rinteresting by tensy February 16, 2021