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very cool man, he's an amazing person who can make you smile without even knowing how to. good at horror games and will defo carry you and your friends, shy and husband material
"panpan is an amazing friend i have"
Name used to call people who are pansexual but who are actually attracted to pans
Person 1: "Hey look dude its that PanPan guy"
PanPan:"Wtf do you guys have with me"
Person 2: "Hahahaa PanPan PanPan
PanPan by Horlacaci April 24, 2024

panhandle behavior 

Acting as one who lives in the “panhandle” area of a state. Specifically murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.
Did you hear about Junior? He got arrested for shooting his wife in their home. Claimed it was a burglary gone wrong but it seems like classic panhandle behavior.

Oklahoma Panhandle 

A seemingly impossible feat of human anatomy in which a midget is coated from head to toe in ranch dressing. The midget is then adorned with a frying pan on the head to be used as a hat when making headway. Finally, and most painfully, the midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.
A:Hey man, my neighbor just got an Oklahoma Panhandle
B:No way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:Oh shit !

Pancantankerous

Before I went to Denny's I was so pancantankerous

Panhandle Behavior 

Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.
No plan, no plot, just I'm going to kill her and when they ask me if I did it I'm going to say nope and then maybe that will work. Panhandle behavior at its finest.