The best school in the
world located in Dubai, UAE. Students of this renowned academy are famed for getting high in the bathroom between classes whilst teachers claim they do not know who actually smokes but
literally every other student knows who they are. Raffles student also enjoy sharing experiences with
one another so do not be alarmed if you see two guys standing over a bidet and watching another guy take a piss.
Raffles students also enjoy a 10 minute session of staring at the ceiling in the mornings and a 30 minute session of staring at the ceiling in the afternoons. Raffles is famed for choosing very good deadlines for their IB students. Expect to have an average of
7 assessments in one
day. Raffles is also famed for its self taught courses (basically all of them, you might as well
ditch every
day since you will self study anyways) as teachers wish to engage their students and to simply guide students towards success rather than instruct.
As a student, expect to be confronted by teachers about the dumbest things ever
like having a
white dot on your shoes. Every once in a while, you will do a test that basically tests your ability to bend
paper in your mind and punch holes into them and later unfold them and see if you recognize the pattern.
Student 1: Which school do you go to?
Student 2: Raffles World Academy
Student 1: Yo, can you hook me up?
Student 2: Bro, what are you talking about??
Student 1:
Don't you guys
like stash your dokha in the ceilings in the bathrooms?
Student 2: Bro how do you even know that?
Student 1: Bro, your school is basically the Middle East and North Africa supplier of dokha...
Student 2:
True..
