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St Josephs institution

Best school in singpore acsi can go fuck it self
SJi is such a good school man who would want to go to acsi . St Josephs institution

Raffles Institution

If you come here and you're secretly gay but don't know it yet, then after half a year you will be openly gay.
If you go to Raffles Institution, you have a 97% chance of finding out you are gay

Peculiar institution 

The new constitution has put at rest, forever, all the agitating questions relating to our peculiar institution.

St Joseph's Institution 

For a catholic school, there are a LOT of gays. That is until you go to year 5 (Junior College) and meet girls where there's a 180 degree change and you become insanely obsessed over them. At 12 30pm, for the duration of 20 seconds, disciplinary action will be taken against anyone who claps or cheers. A picture of our founder, father of the de la salle schools, hangs eerily at the back of the class. Sit on the right side of the classroom, around the third seat from the front, and enjoy his heavenly gaze. So much for cheating on a test. Also, the school is too broke to give you staple bullets during examinations so you spend like 5 minutes panicking as you tie your essay papers. There's a water fountain where you are invited to rest your feet in, a maze, statues, artwork all around. At first glance it seems like a rich school, which is surprising considering the fact that we get little to no financial support from the government. Try our wifi during thunderstorms and feel the pain of our teachers and students. Performing Arts and sports CCAs are stressful, the current principal is an open liverpool fan and the teachers don't shy away from political incorrectness. Overall, great school. Very lively, especially when your favorite teacher starts scolding everyone and makes it into a joke. If you come here as a snowflake, we'll build you up into a man, motivating you through insults, pushes, butt slaps and all round wholesome advice. Seriously though, come here.
Guy 1: St Joseph's Institution (SJI) is better than RI
Guy 2: Yeah fuck those nerds

Hwa Chong Institution 

A prestigious school in its country, fripping hard to get in. Msg promoter, asks students to spend money for other poorer peeps, rich a f school. Much better than raffles institution
Yooooo look, its hwa chong institution! So cool! Its waaaay better that ri.

Hwa Chong Institution 

prestigious school that's thirsty for msg and students have to pay for legit everything like class shirts and cca merch. enemy of raffles institution and anglo chinese school in competitions but still cool. full of rich people even the poorest kid here still can afford a lot of stuff
1.whoa look at that hci dude beside that ri kid, that hci dude's way cooler than that ri nerd.
2.wait what school is this omg it's hci, hwa chong institution, ri kids stay away. jk hwa chong isn't that prestigious
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