the act of snatching a turd from your pants and attempting to quickly and surrepticiously throw it into the coat
closet only to have it bounce off the back of the
closet wall and ricochet into the classroom
Q: "Is that a Hershey's
kiss under Kathy Fitzsimmons desk?"
A: "Nah
dude, that's my dung. I tried to whip it into the
closet but there was a ricoshit"