11 definitions by Frieda Shiels

Flop jaw

Lack of control of the jaw after years of gobbling on too many cocks that’s size resemble an elephants trunk.

She’s sucked so many trouser canons that she cannot drink due to flop jaw

by Frieda Shiels June 1, 2018

The noise or result of a very large shit hitting a toilet full of water. Especially after a great deal of pushing and straining.

Big Stu grunted and ground as he curled out a 4 pounder. The resultant spoosh left his ass dripping.

by Frieda Shiels June 21, 2019

When her love tunnel has seen so many helmets that the cum slides out quicker than a Jamaican bobsleigh team

Richard couldn’t tell if his cock was in her cavernous vagina as she had a tabogan fanny

by Frieda Shiels March 29, 2019

A gathering of tissues that is placed between sweaty thighs to dry a moist clunge on an abnormally hot summers day.

It was so warm that Colette’s pussy was leaking like broken fridge, she needed a pussy plug to soak up the moist mess.

by Frieda Shiels June 29, 2018

When you’re bowels are so loose that it seems that you finish each sentence with a fart

Alan stories were great, but he’d pumptuate every sentence by cocking his leg and letting a bowel growler go!

by Frieda Shiels October 17, 2019

When the innards of a woman’s vagina exudes the aroma of a particular aquatic beast.

I went to bang her, but couldn’t bring myself to do it due to musk of her tuna sleeve

by Frieda Shiels January 4, 2021

When a guy is at the point of no return and rubs his moist and cheesy bell-end on her rectum, leaving it looking like a plate of macaroni cheese

Vicki had got her man so cheesy that he bent her over and had a good session of rimming the macaroni.

by Frieda Shiels February 23, 2022