The noise or result of a very large shit hitting a toilet full of water. Especially after a great deal of pushing and straining.
Big Stu grunted and ground as he curled out a 4 pounder. The resultant spoosh left his ass dripping.
When your diarrhoea is so explosive that it penetrates your trouser garments, ricocheting and splashing others in your close proximity
Jen ricoshatted so hard that it looked like an explosion in a chocolate factory, poo was dripping from the ceiling
Fuck Off Ya Cunt - a gesture of great displeasure at what someone has said. Particularly in the Scottish vernacular.
As Alan reminded Mary Doll that she was considerably older than him, she retorted with “fuck off ya cunt” (F.O.Y.C.)
When you squeeze all five fingers (to the 2nd) knuckle into a vagina that is as hairy as a wild animal.
Bert was so deep in her mountain goat like vagina he looked like he was wearing a Nepalese Mit.
A gathering of tissues that is placed between sweaty thighs to dry a moist clunge on an abnormally hot summers day.
It was so warm that Colette’s pussy was leaking like broken fridge, she needed a pussy plug to soak up the moist mess.
Lack of control of the jaw after years of gobbling on too many cocks that’s size resemble an elephants trunk.
She’s sucked so many trouser canons that she cannot drink due to flop jaw
When the innards of a woman’s vagina exudes the aroma of a particular aquatic beast.
I went to bang her, but couldn’t bring myself to do it due to musk of her tuna sleeve
