wankerpipe's definitions

Richoshit

In the event of taking a massive shit, the weight of the turd is so heavy that everything in the toilet splashes back into the anus.

After I vomited, I took a massive turd which caused all the contents in the water to richoshit back up my ass.

by wankerpipe November 8, 2014

Breakfast Spread

A metaphorical and implied meaning to have sex on the breakfast table in the morning. Normally it involves the woman spreading wide and ready to receive. If a child asks what this is it's just a side sauce like breakfast gravy.

Barry: Honey, get the breakfast spread ready so I can dip my sausage in it.

Veronica: Alright the spread is on the table ready to get eaten.

by wankerpipe June 23, 2014