Ricoshit

the act of snatching a turd from your pants and attempting to quickly and surrepticiously throw it into the coat closet only to have it bounce off the back of the closet wall and ricochet into the classroom

Q: "Is that a Hershey's kiss under Kathy Fitzsimmons desk?"

A: "Nah dude, that's my dung. I tried to whip it into the closet but there was a ricoshit"

by MarcusC333 March 10, 2009

ricoshit

Ricochet occuring while on the toilet seat delivering a number 2.

#1 Ricoshit is the number one cause of toilet paper overuse as it increases the wiping area.

#2 Some people like to ricoshit as they find it's an alternative to a bidet.

by SamK January 13, 2009

ricoshit

1.a shot or hit that rebounds one or more times off a surface.

2.(of a bullet, shell, or other projectile) rebound one or more times off a surface.

1."a bullet ricoshited off a nearby wall"

2."the sound ricoshited around the hall"

by norma mcmanus April 1, 2019

Ricoshit

The result of a loose stool that comes out with such force it splatters back up all over your posterior and the bottom of the toilet seat.

I had to clean the bathroom after the (insert food) caused me to ricoshit.

by Powerdump5000 October 5, 2022

Ricoshizzle

When a bullet fired from a gun hits an object and is reflected towards an opposing object (Sometimes repeatedly).

When a bullet ricochets in a cool way.

"Did you see that bullet ricoshizzle off my sack?"

by Feff December 25, 2013

Ricoshatted

When your diarrhoea is so explosive that it penetrates your trouser garments, ricocheting and splashing others in your close proximity

Jen ricoshatted so hard that it looked like an explosion in a chocolate factory, poo was dripping from the ceiling

by Frieda Shiels November 21, 2018

Richoshit

In the event of taking a massive shit, the weight of the turd is so heavy that everything in the toilet splashes back into the anus.

After I vomited, I took a massive turd which caused all the contents in the water to richoshit back up my ass.

by wankerpipe November 8, 2014