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A douchebag racist who spends all of his time on a message board because he has no job -- if you consider mall security as not having a job. He calls other people out as racist for no sane reason but itches to blurt out "nigger", "fag" or "spic" because he is a klansman.

He is always right until he changes his mind but he was still right beforehand. He routinely embarrasses himself online and no one buys into his agenda or cares about his manifesto. His political and social views vary depending on the phase of the moon.

He claims to be a man of character and "on the level" but in reality is everything but. If you want to throw away a few minutes of your time, ask him what it means to be a Christian. Enjoy the side-stepping and non-answers as a result. It is rumored that he has a mild fetish for feces.

He spouts off about how he hates Republicans and Democrats but we all know he secretly voted for Barack Hussein Obama. This is infinitely ironic considering his willing participation in klan activities.

See also: douchebag entry #4
Person #1: "Do as I say, not as I do. I don't need to cite my sources. I'll Google and post anything I want because I am the king of the dung heap."

Person #2: "Hey toolbox. Quit being such a Revox. We've heard your standard response 1000 times already. Go away."
Revox by Eureka 147 March 13, 2009
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Coffee House revolutionary

This is similar to an armchair quarterback, all talk and no action.
Tyler was a typical coffee house revolutionary, all radical talk with no chance of action!
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Bowser Revolution 

Communism. Straight up communism.

For context, in Mario Party 1-5, DS, 9, and 10, landing on a Bowser Space would yield one of several...less than admirable outcomes (stealing coins, stealing stars, forcing a rigged minigame, etc.), one of which is called Bowser Revolution.

When a Bowser Revolution event is pulled, the game takes every last coin from all players and divides them up equally between everyone, regardless if they had less or more coins prior to the event (hence the nickname).

Great for those lagging behind, infuriating for those with the coin lead.
Guy 1: *10 coins* Fucking Bowser...

Guy 2: *76 coins* Have fun~

*Bowser Revolution*

Guy 1: YAY COMMUNISM!!!

Guy 2: *one trip to eBay for a new controller*

Radical Revolutionary 

For examples see Minneapolis hip~hop folks. My hero P.O.S or me Present. It's not hard to see why or how! Methods will change to meet the needs of the moment. Subject to change. People who are this type of life force in the culture tend to Enable the process of implementing the dreams & visions for that culture to begin to manifest. Meaning Makers (underground Seattle rappers are some examples) the folks who take the later part of the job, truth tellers are the previous to this group they allow for disruption of the norm by allowing for critical thinking. In St. Paul MN Maria Isa could be an example of Radical Revolutionary too. This group RR are more than artists or activists they work together in a hip~hop culture to change the world. They have a role & the whole rotation is not complete with out the Three working together. Although randomly it all can work too. This is a theory on transforming society & a radical revolutionary role with in. One Love!
"That Radical Revolutionary motivated the people to believe in themselves & refresh reality for the underground hip~hop community! "
"Word!"

Monkey Revolution 

When Monkeys eventually become as smart as/smarter than humans through evolution or gene altering drugs and attempt to take over the world.
Bill: The Monkey Revolution is happening right now.
Jack: Crap.
Monkey Revolution by D.H.M. July 12, 2011
(Adjective) A gay nigga who plays roblox. He also does default dances at Highschool parties.

(Verb) To spin your mouse really fast and end up not crossing anybody.
Wow you're such a reloxz.
Reloxz by awesomemisterfox May 12, 2019

Coffee Shop Revolutionary 

An individual (coffee shop revolutionary) or group of individuals (revolutionaries) who speculate on the utopia that "could be" following radical societal, governmental, and cultural change without actually taking action to do initiate it.

These coffee shop revolutionaries are comparable to "Armchair Generals" and "Armchair Politician's".

The prefixes of "Coffee Shop-" or "Armchair-" imply that the individual or individuals who desire reform or change lack the interest in making the sacrifices to take part in it. They are also the people who have the luxury of playing the all-knowing spectator to an event or social situation. An armchair general, for example, is a civilian one who believes he has all the solutions to a war which he formulated while sitting in his recliner in front of the television or while reading a newspaper.
Person 1: Our government needs to implement welfare reform, give greater tax breaks to middle and lower class, and improve international relations.

Person 2: Definitely! Someone should do something!

Person 1: I know. Our government sucks. Too bad I'm a Coffee Shop Revolutionary and won't do anything about it.

Person 2: Me too. I'm going to get another chai tea, want one?
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