Retrodank

An absolute fool that has a crippling love of David Tennant, and never visits his children. People who use the alias Retrodank typically have a hand fetish and are extremely hypocritical.

Retrodank claims to hate sweatpants, yet he constantly wears a onesie with glued on ram horns.

by Noah Craig November 18, 2021

Retromancer

A form of wizard or sorceress who uses direct influence magic, a form of magic that uses the imagination to produce a desired effect. The reason for the term retro is that the limits of your powers often coincide with past experiences and memories, which in turn, forms a clear picture of a desired effect into your mind, and then into reality. Therefore Retromancers grow stronger with age and wisdom rather than trained use of their abilities.

Turning water into wine.
Turning coal into diamonds or gold.
Turning one material into another material, or fabricating a material from thin air.
Retromancers are often confused with alchemists.

by Kabu'sHeaven April 28, 2014

Retromantic

noun: One who has an affinity for a certain facet of popular culture from the past. Namely music, motion pictures, and lifestyle.

I still bump my Depeche Mode records. I'm a devout retromantic...

by BigfnMike September 22, 2009

Retromanny

A person who loves Microsoft games and uses Xbox the most. They tend to work out a lot and get lots of ladies.

Person: "I just ordered the Xbox series X! Man, I can't wait to play 2k!"
Person 2: "Wow, you're such a Retromanny! Anyways, lets go to the park later to exercise and play Pokemon Go."

by AMONGUSSUSSUS March 7, 2021

Retromance

A romantic relationship rekindled between former partners from the past.

"They met each other again on Facebook after 20 years apart, fell in love and got married. It was a beautiful retromance."

by Ando Indigo September 22, 2009

retrofunky

A combonation of retro and funky fused into one word used to describe retro music that is of the funk type.

"Hey, did hear this awesome song on the radio?"
"No, what does it sound like?"
"It's retrofunky!"

by funkmastah9 October 8, 2005

retrofan

Someone who is a fan of "retro" things. A "RetroFan", is also someone who is usually the head of a group of people, or a "host". Also, someone who is awesome, amazing, and usually smarter than most of his/her peers.

"Hey, I played a round of Epigenesis with RetroFan today."
"Really? I played with him for 2 days on DOOM, so Grandmas on my land."
"Wow, lucky!"

by asdfhsdgjfdsjfdkdfj February 3, 2014