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retrofan 

Someone who is a fan of "retro" things. A "RetroFan", is also someone who is usually the head of a group of people, or a "host". Also, someone who is awesome, amazing, and usually smarter than most of his/her peers.
"Hey, I played a round of Epigenesis with RetroFan today."
"Really? I played with him for 2 days on DOOM, so Grandmas on my land."
"Wow, lucky!"
retrofan by asdfhsdgjfdsjfdkdfj February 3, 2014
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Retromancer

A form of wizard or sorceress who uses direct influence magic, a form of magic that uses the imagination to produce a desired effect. The reason for the term retro is that the limits of your powers often coincide with past experiences and memories, which in turn, forms a clear picture of a desired effect into your mind, and then into reality. Therefore Retromancers grow stronger with age and wisdom rather than trained use of their abilities.
Turning water into wine.
Turning coal into diamonds or gold.
Turning one material into another material, or fabricating a material from thin air.
Retromancers are often confused with alchemists.
Retromancer by Kabu'sHeaven April 28, 2014

Retrofart 

When you have to fart but hold it in for so long, you hear it gurgle back into your tummy.
Gillian: Dude, what's that noise?
Lillian: Yo man, I just retrofarted to save you from my wicked SBD.
Retrofart by the illians September 16, 2012

Retromantic 

noun: One who has an affinity for a certain facet of popular culture from the past. Namely music, motion pictures, and lifestyle.
I still bump my Depeche Mode records. I'm a devout retromantic...
Retromantic by BigfnMike September 22, 2009
Retrofind.
Having spent all AM looking for something, having looked absolutely every where, having given up all hope of ever finding it.
On returning to the very 1st place you looked, its there looking at you, almost as if by magic..Hey presto...
Damn what a damn fine retrofind....
retrofind by avaminit November 5, 2009

Retromanny 

A person who loves Microsoft games and uses Xbox the most. They tend to work out a lot and get lots of ladies.
Person: "I just ordered the Xbox series X! Man, I can't wait to play 2k!"
Person 2: "Wow, you're such a Retromanny! Anyways, lets go to the park later to exercise and play Pokemon Go."
Retromanny by AMONGUSSUSSUS March 7, 2021

Retrodank 

An absolute fool that has a crippling love of David Tennant, and never visits his children. People who use the alias Retrodank typically have a hand fetish and are extremely hypocritical.
Retrodank claims to hate sweatpants, yet he constantly wears a onesie with glued on ram horns.
Retrodank by Noah Craig November 18, 2021