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Retromancer

A form of wizard or sorceress who uses direct influence magic, a form of magic that uses the imagination to produce a desired effect. The reason for the term retro is that the limits of your powers often coincide with past experiences and memories, which in turn, forms a clear picture of a desired effect into your mind, and then into reality. Therefore Retromancers grow stronger with age and wisdom rather than trained use of their abilities.
Turning water into wine.
Turning coal into diamonds or gold.
Turning one material into another material, or fabricating a material from thin air.
Retromancers are often confused with alchemists.
Retromancer by Kabu'sHeaven April 28, 2014

Retrofart 

When you have to fart but hold it in for so long, you hear it gurgle back into your tummy.
Gillian: Dude, what's that noise?
Lillian: Yo man, I just retrofarted to save you from my wicked SBD.
Retrofart by the illians September 16, 2012

Retromantic 

noun: One who has an affinity for a certain facet of popular culture from the past. Namely music, motion pictures, and lifestyle.
I still bump my Depeche Mode records. I'm a devout retromantic...
Retromantic by BigfnMike September 22, 2009
Retrofind.
Having spent all AM looking for something, having looked absolutely every where, having given up all hope of ever finding it.
On returning to the very 1st place you looked, its there looking at you, almost as if by magic..Hey presto...
Damn what a damn fine retrofind....
retrofind by avaminit November 5, 2009

Retromanny 

A person who loves Microsoft games and uses Xbox the most. They tend to work out a lot and get lots of ladies.
Person: "I just ordered the Xbox series X! Man, I can't wait to play 2k!"
Person 2: "Wow, you're such a Retromanny! Anyways, lets go to the park later to exercise and play Pokemon Go."
Retromanny by AMONGUSSUSSUS March 7, 2021

Retrodank 

An absolute fool that has a crippling love of David Tennant, and never visits his children. People who use the alias Retrodank typically have a hand fetish and are extremely hypocritical.
Retrodank claims to hate sweatpants, yet he constantly wears a onesie with glued on ram horns.
Retrodank by Noah Craig November 18, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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