Retinction 

A word made up by Ichabod Crane the Schoolmaster of Sleepy Hollow

Retinction that’s not a word but nobody cared
If a pin dropped you could hear it in there

Retinction by shb#2 November 9, 2023

Semen retention 

Not masturbating or having sex. Many people beleive this will help you be more masculin if you are a man, along with other benifits.

You heard about semen retention?

Semen retention by Ctsdj November 14, 2019

vaginal retention plan 

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.

Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I kept my ex on the Vaginal Retention Plan.

vaginal retention plan by kyssable1 January 11, 2009

sperm retention headache 

Also known as male PMS. A common case of sperm retentioon headache (SRH) is attributed to an over due release of male sexual energy. This unreleased engery causes accute headaches along with moodyness and irritablity.

Dude I haven't had any action for so long .. I've got a nasty case of SRH.

sperm retention headache by collinc August 23, 2005

addition by retraction 

The idea that you earn some major points as a medical student if you do an exceptional job and remain utterly enthusiastic while performing a seemingly mundane task such as pulling back tissue in surgery for your attending doctor.

Student 1: "I can't believe Johnny got that residency spot. Must've been his positivie attitude and his efforts to do everything he could to help out his attendings in surgery."

Student 2: "Yeah, must've been a case of 'addition by retraction'."

addition by retraction by Krusty the Klown November 2, 2008

The Retraction / Retractaballs 

The involuntary retraction of the meat of the penis sometimes experienced during and/or after one enjoys a run of long distance; or in extreme conditions. This will often display itself in the form of an excessive presence of foreskin and as has been documented on many occasions an extreme pain experienced in the region of the gouch which can be aggrevated during an apres run shower.

The appearance is also know as 'the turtle neck', 'the flumrunner', 'the lost hot dog' and 'man down'

Symptoms:

An inability to pee straight
A disproportionately large ratio of foreskin to penis
Chaffing around the gouch or, if circumcised, the bell end
Bleeding in the shower if excessive

Cures:
Heat, through masturbation
Heat, through vagina
Heat, through fire

Definition of The Retraction / Retractaballs

"How far have you been today?" "Too far, I've got retractaballs..."

"Oooo, man, thats one hell of a retraction"

"Darren told me to take a look at his turtle neck the other day," "I wondered why...didn't expect him to start stretching his foreskin infront of me, though..."

"Shall we wake up your flumrunner"

"Who ate 'the last hot dog'..."

"Bravo One Two Zero, Over, We have a Man Down...Looks serious, emergency evac. needed."

The Retraction / Retractaballs by bigwillytom January 13, 2013

Protein retention scheme 

The act of consuming one's own semen to retain the proteins within it.

Person 1: Hey bro how do you get so much protein?
Person 2: I use the protein retention scheme

Protein retention scheme by SexFuelledManiacUwU January 5, 2023