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Pronunciation is Retar-on. It is the combination of retard and moron
Stephen was being a Retaron
Retaron by The Master of Shits October 6, 2021
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retardon 

The result of someone who is turned on by a mentally handicapped person causing a boner, based on the combination of the words "retard" and "hardon."
"I accidentally clicked on some retard porn and I was surprised when I got a total retardon!"
retardon by The Urban Queen Again August 25, 2013
Related Words

retardness 

larry's retardness is rediculous this is the third time this week he locked himself in the bathroom.
retardness by garrett10121 August 28, 2008

retirony 

to die shortly before receiving one's pension
Pa was retironied at his desk just before his 65th birthday.
retirony by Richo January 28, 2004

retardnation 

A combination of the words "retard" and "nation".
A nation or defined group of people that seem mentally retarded, stupid, or "special"; A cluster-fuck of stupid people.
"This is not fucking fair: I have a retardnation for a study group!"
retardnation by Andrew Siegel May 19, 2008

retronaughty 

What it was like to be naughty in the not to distant past, when a casual gesture or word was thought of as funny and a little naughty, not like today when it might considered sexist or sexual discrimination.
My lady co-worker giggled over my retronaughty advances but my boss said it was sexist.
retronaughty by 2B+ April 6, 2015

retardnese 

when a preson on a forum types in a manner in which it is not understandable to the audience or the reader(s). such typing manners inculde: upper and lower case switching, internet slang/ebonics, "gagsta" typing, replacement of letters with numbers, improper use of gramer, trying to act smart, etc...
A.what did he just type out?
B.im not soo sure, what that is...
C.yup its retardnese.
A.oh i see it now.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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