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Retardin 

A pejorative term in the game 'World of Warcraft', refers to a player using a Paladin class that has no idea what he/she is doing and is unlikely to listen to advice.

Usually applies to a Protection (tank) Paladins, but may be used for the other specialisations.

Being the wrong specialisation for the job you are trying to do (Trying to be a damage dealer as Protection, for example) also qualifies for being a Retardin.

Overlaps with being Noob.
Why the hell is that retardin just casting Exorcism over and over? Why doesn't he have Righteous Fury up!?
Retardin by MGlBlaze March 23, 2011

retardinho

Funny insult, coming as a mix of the word retarded and the name of the famous brazilian footballer* Ronaldinho.

* I don't wanna work, I don't wanna educate, so I'll become a footballer and upgrade to a real baller!
- Damn, I went to the lav and pissed my pants!!!
- Haaah, you bloody retardinho!!!

- Have you seen the new video from Justin Bieber?
- That gifted retardinho?? No, thanks!!
retardinho by funkybeats September 16, 2011

Retardis 

A term for a person that is actually more retarded on the inside than they appear to be on the outside.

Derived from "retard" and the Dr Who Tardis machine.
"I didn't realise she was so stupid at first! She is such a retardis!"
Retardis by drmwoz October 28, 2009

Retardicon 

1) A Autobot/Decipticon that is utterly retarded.

2) Something that has to do with a machine of some sort that is retarded.

3) An insult inferring mental retardation of a person.
1 Guy #1 "Dude, there's a transformer that transforms into a Short-bus."

Guy #2 "What a retardicon."

2a "Your car can only get AM? Man, your car is a retardicon."

2b "That gundamn is a such retardicon."

3 "You are such a retardicon."
Retardicon by Syn122 January 29, 2009

Retardi b 

Some dumb bitch that ruins alot of music, the right way of saying Cardi b's rap name.
Oh wow that so called rapper Retardi b ruined that new song with (insert a good rapper).
Retardi b by Urb4n13g3nd27 July 6, 2019

retardiculous 

Ridiculous to a retarded level. Something so stupid it's beyond any sane reason to do it.
That was retardiculous to try and steal a live lobster by stuffing it down your pants and trying to walk out of the store!
retardiculous by Atakith December 20, 2016
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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