Retardis

A term for a person that is actually more retarded on the inside than they appear to be on the outside.

Derived from "retard" and the Dr Who Tardis machine.

"I didn't realise she was so stupid at first! She is such a retardis!"

by drmwoz October 28, 2009

Retardis

a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective throughout all time and relative dimension in space.

He thinks Dr. Who is a real Doctor? What a retardis!

by mina.kaiser November 27, 2011

Retardis

A person whose mental capacity is not as small as it would appear from the outside

You mean John's normal? i thought he was definitely a bit slow. He's a total retardis.

by affleck April 29, 2009

Retardis

when a piece of supposedly cutting edge technology designed to help you fails to act in the appropriate manner causing frustration and annoyance.

I set my new wireless Alarm clock this morning and it never went off

Dude that alarm clock is retardis.

by Culchie_giant November 05, 2010

retardis

N. Acronym: Retrogressively Experienced Time And Relative Dimension In Space; a space/time-travelling vessel that is much smaller on the inside

"I wouldn't bother bringing the stereo. The RETARDIS may take up more space than an aircraft carrier, but the interior is about the size of a phone box."

by chromalogue April 24, 2008

Retardious

Being of or associated with people of the retarted nature.

Anthony: I play with barbies

Max:do you really ?

Anthony: YAAAA

Max:Your fuckin Retardious

by Max and Anthony November 18, 2006

retardy

Someone who is continually and repeatedly late or virtually never on time. Plays on the fact that there is an element of stupidity in frequently being late or "tardy" all the time.

John is retardy. I can't believe it! That's been everyday this week that he's been late for class.

by theManiac August 09, 2007