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Resses Puffs 

When a black man or woman and a hispanic man or woman have a baby together.
"Aw, look at the little Resses Puffs. What is his name?"

"Kanye"

"Oh, shit. Not another one."

White Chocolate Reeses 

These are much more frequently seen than Reeses'. A White Chocolate Reeses is a person who is White on the outside, and brown on the inside (usually Hispanic just like true Reeses).
Not to be confused with a Weaner. While a Weaner is a wannabe beaner (like a wigger is with blacks) and tries to act Hispanic (Mexican) by trying to speak crappy Spanish and wearing Raiders jerseys, a White Chocolate Reeses is actually a white guy who lives the hispanic lifestyle and speaks the language well.
David, while you may think you are a White Chocolate Reeses, you are actually a weaner, sorry

Reeses Peanut Butter Cups 

Mmmmm, I'm so happy that most houses gave out Reeses Peanut Butter Cups this year!
(Getting a) Resees:
When two lesbians go to a public restroom (usually at a dirty gas station) to finger, lick, and fuck; Without their family or friends knowing.
Hey April
Yes Presley?
Let's go get a resees at the Exxon
Ok! Let's do it.
Resees by Suck this dick May 23, 2019
The lawyer you call when your lawyer f*cks up.
When my first lawyer pissed off the judge, I had to call the ResQesq to get me outta jail.
ResQesq by AnotherDayWiser January 23, 2011

Reeses Puffs Rap 

Literally a rap about Reeses Puffs made in the 2000s
Person 1: Hey. Have you heard that Reeses Puffs Rap yet?

Person 2: Oh Yeah the one that goes....REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS. EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP
Reeses Puffs Rap by DreaRBLX November 16, 2020