Ressert

A type of food that can constitute as a dessert and meal

We had a Ressert for lunch and it was amazing!

Ressert by GRaYiscool May 4, 2022

ressert

Can mean either bonus dessert, or the problem with eating pressert without also eating dessert where you get resserted by the savory food & end up have to go to bed still sserty.

I got dessert at the restaurant but there was also still some leftover cake, so I got to have ressert.

The dessert looked so good that I couldn't wait until after dinner to eat it, so I ate it as pressert. But then because of that I got resserted by the dinner & ended up having to go to bed still sserty.

ressert by Definitively Cool August 16, 2024

Tim Russert 

Extremely intelligent, caring, and fair reporter for NBC. Host of Meet the Press for over 18 years, and the NBC Washington Bureau Chief. Recently deceased; R.I.P.

Tim Russert's interview on Meet the Press last Sunday nailed the issues exactly and didn't distract the audience with political intrigue or slander.

Tim Russert by Xios117 June 13, 2008

tim russert 

Easily one of the better journalists of my generation, noted for being VERY down the middle on the meet press and just widely accepted as freakin' great...He was the man..He was really great and when he died there was constant news coverage on this legend

Tim Russert was a really great guy, and he will be missed

tim russert by bob slongy June 13, 2008

Resserection 

The rebirth of a recently lost erection.

I originally had a boner from seeing Kate's thong; but once I lost it, I had a resserection immediately after because of Jessica's cleavage.

Resserection by charitableninja November 22, 2009

Imaginary Russert Qualities 

When reminiscing about the late Tim Russert, these Imaginary Russert Qualities or IRQs, are the ideas that conjure up in your mind, regardless of whatever the media says contrary to them.

"Her dad has at least three of the Imaginary Russert Qualities."

"Calm down dad, you're getting the IRQs again."

Imaginary Russert Qualities include, but are not limited to the following:

1. Russert as an Alcoholic with various gins and vodkas on top of his stainless steel fridge

"Don't you even think about touching my Tanqueray you little nitwit!"

2. Poor parenting skills such as suddenly screaming at his son with a piece of corn chowder hanging on his lip.

"How was your day at school son?"
"eh, it was okay"
"You better hope that passed your exams with flying colors or else I'll hang your scrawny ass up by your silly pants, I'm not waking up at ridiculous hours to interview these jackasses for my health! Now go to your room and don't come out until you've finished Wealth of Nations!!!"

3. Throwing temper tantrums whilst making home repairs:

"GODDAMMIT I WANT MY FATHER BACK!!" ::KNOCKS HAMMER THROUGH WALL::

Imaginary Russert Qualities by Clint Walker June 24, 2008

Russert potato 

(noun) -- (definition 1) a man who has a belly diameter equal to or greater that one half his overall height, thereby possibly making him a high-risk candidate for coronary artery disease, coronary thrombus or perhaps even sudden cardiac death.

(noun) -- (definition 2) the belly of such a person as described in definition 1 of this word.

(So named after the sudden, cardiac death of reknown U.S. journalist Tim Russert on 13 june, 2008. R.I.P. )

When I heard about extreme belly fat being a factor in "sudden cardiac death", I measured my body's lattitude at my belly button. I'm probably not eight feet tall. Therefore, it would behoove me to exercise, eat less junk food and get rid of this Russert potato!

Russert potato by Paul Skinner June 18, 2008