Resputia
A debilitating illness which can quickly progress and result in death. It is very contagious- the symptons include coughing and dying.
Resputia by Hey Kid, want some candy? November 19, 2012
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RESPUTIA
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Rasputia
big ass black lady from 2007 comedy "Norbit".
played by eddie murphy
known for her phrase: "how YOU doin?!!!"
played by eddie murphy
known for her phrase: "how YOU doin?!!!"
famous quotes:
"I don't weigh no damn 300 lbs. I weigh 165! How YOU doin'? "
Rasputia: Rasputia gets into her car with Norbit and her chest keeps pressing the horn God damm it, Norbit, how many times I got to tell you when you drive my car, don't adjust my seat?
Norbit: I haven't touched your seat.
Rasputia: Then why's it up so damn far?
Norbit: It looks like it's back as far as it goes, Rasputia.
Rasputia: No, you moved it! I can tell! Cuz look, when I inhale, my titty make the horn honk! See, listen!
horn honks
Rasputia: See that?
horn honks again
Rasputia: That ain't right!
horn honks again
Norbit: I hear it.
Rasputia: Uh huh, that scientifically proves that you adjusted my seat!
Norbit: That's not science.
Rasputia: It is and just let it go!
Norbit: It's not science.
Rasputia: I said 'let it go!'
Norbit: I'm just saying...
Rasputia punches him in the face
Rasputia: growls I said it was science, god damm it!
Gasps and looks appalled Of course I'm wearing bottoms!
lifts up her [roll of belly fat covering her bathing suit bottom
and when described by a pimp: "an escalade in a wedding dress"
"I don't weigh no damn 300 lbs. I weigh 165! How YOU doin'? "
Rasputia: Rasputia gets into her car with Norbit and her chest keeps pressing the horn God damm it, Norbit, how many times I got to tell you when you drive my car, don't adjust my seat?
Norbit: I haven't touched your seat.
Rasputia: Then why's it up so damn far?
Norbit: It looks like it's back as far as it goes, Rasputia.
Rasputia: No, you moved it! I can tell! Cuz look, when I inhale, my titty make the horn honk! See, listen!
horn honks
Rasputia: See that?
horn honks again
Rasputia: That ain't right!
horn honks again
Norbit: I hear it.
Rasputia: Uh huh, that scientifically proves that you adjusted my seat!
Norbit: That's not science.
Rasputia: It is and just let it go!
Norbit: It's not science.
Rasputia: I said 'let it go!'
Norbit: I'm just saying...
Rasputia punches him in the face
Rasputia: growls I said it was science, god damm it!
Gasps and looks appalled Of course I'm wearing bottoms!
lifts up her [roll of belly fat covering her bathing suit bottom
and when described by a pimp: "an escalade in a wedding dress"
Rasputia by anonymously_h00d7689 January 16, 2009
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