resolution 

The maximum number of pixels that can be displayed on a monitor, and a measurement for e-penis size.

A: I'm playing counter-strike on 1024x768 resolution.
B: LOL! NOOB I'M USING 1600x1200!

resolution by JyL. September 21, 2005

resolution rush 

the rush of people who swarm the gym, and other excersise places, in the weeks after new years. usually subsides quickly

the gym's got the resolution rush, but will be clear by valentine's

resolution rush by speedworxs February 2, 2008

Resolution List

The list that you make at the beginning of the new year right before you go back to school or work of the the things that you want to accomplish that year. "This year will be different!", you think as you put the list in your bedside drawer and go out to runs some errands.

Six months later, you find the list again during spring cleaning and discover that you haven't done a single thing on that f*cking list!!! You crumple the list up and throw it away, realizing again how crappy your life is....

SOB!!! I haven't done anything on this f*cking resolution list! Screw it, I'm going to the bar...

AGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! This list is the epitemy of my worthlessness.

Resolution List by raichupal January 5, 2011

Resolution Jogger 

One that is easily spotted as having very clean and flashy running apparel. These people have made a new years resolution to jog and lose wait. Sadly 20% will remain after a 2 week period because well, they can always jog tomorrow

Person 1: Woah look at the guy! Is he actually jogging in Edd Hardy athletic suit?
Person 2: That my friend is what we call a resolution jogger at it's finest.

Resolution Jogger by NAAGP January 13, 2010

resolution pollution

n.; the cloud of unfulfillable promises that forms and then hangs over mankind for the first few weeks of each new year.

I returned to work today after two weeks off for the holidays, but the resolution pollution was so thick in there that I had to get out.

resolution pollution by rodeoclown January 5, 2010

Resolution Rating 

DEFINITION:
To rate a guy/girl. However, instead of using the scale of 1-10, a scale of 240 to 1080. 240 being the lowest, 480 being average, and 1080 being the highest. This is used as a more secretive form of checking a female/male out.

240p can also be used for a girl that looks hot from far away but is gross when you get a better look.

EXAMPLE:
nigga 1: woah guys whats the resolution rating of that?

nigga 2: Daaaayuuum thassa 1080p right thurrr ;D

Resolution Rating by MyNamesJ12 August 10, 2010

Resolution Bozo 

For people who breaks their new year resolutions.

"Bobby, you are such a resolution bozo, you're eating fried chicken when you said you are going to have a beach body this year."

"Kim, you are a resolution bozo, claiming that you will save ALOT of money this year, but end up splurging in the first week of January."

Resolution Bozo by whistlehorn January 1, 2019