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resolution rush 

the rush of people who swarm the gym, and other excersise places, in the weeks after new years. usually subsides quickly
the gym's got the resolution rush, but will be clear by valentine's
resolution rush by speedworxs February 2, 2008
Word of the Day on January 8, 2009

Resolution List

The list that you make at the beginning of the new year right before you go back to school or work of the the things that you want to accomplish that year. "This year will be different!", you think as you put the list in your bedside drawer and go out to runs some errands.

Six months later, you find the list again during spring cleaning and discover that you haven't done a single thing on that f*cking list!!! You crumple the list up and throw it away, realizing again how crappy your life is....
SOB!!! I haven't done anything on this f*cking resolution list! Screw it, I'm going to the bar...

AGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! This list is the epitemy of my worthlessness.
Resolution List by raichupal January 5, 2011

Resolution Jogger 

One that is easily spotted as having very clean and flashy running apparel. These people have made a new years resolution to jog and lose wait. Sadly 20% will remain after a 2 week period because well, they can always jog tomorrow
Person 1: Woah look at the guy! Is he actually jogging in Edd Hardy athletic suit?
Person 2: That my friend is what we call a resolution jogger at it's finest.
Resolution Jogger by NAAGP January 13, 2010

resolution pollution

n.; the cloud of unfulfillable promises that forms and then hangs over mankind for the first few weeks of each new year.
I returned to work today after two weeks off for the holidays, but the resolution pollution was so thick in there that I had to get out.
resolution pollution by rodeoclown January 5, 2010

Resolution Rating 

DEFINITION:
To rate a guy/girl. However, instead of using the scale of 1-10, a scale of 240 to 1080. 240 being the lowest, 480 being average, and 1080 being the highest. This is used as a more secretive form of checking a female/male out.

240p can also be used for a girl that looks hot from far away but is gross when you get a better look.
EXAMPLE:
nigga 1: woah guys whats the resolution rating of that?

nigga 2: Daaaayuuum thassa 1080p right thurrr ;D
Resolution Rating by MyNamesJ12 August 10, 2010

Resolution Bozo 

For people who breaks their new year resolutions.
"Bobby, you are such a resolution bozo, you're eating fried chicken when you said you are going to have a beach body this year."

"Kim, you are a resolution bozo, claiming that you will save ALOT of money this year, but end up splurging in the first week of January."
Resolution Bozo by whistlehorn January 1, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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