Definitions by rodeoclown

resolution pollution

n.; the cloud of unfulfillable promises that forms and then hangs over mankind for the first few weeks of each new year.

I returned to work today after two weeks off for the holidays, but the resolution pollution was so thick in there that I had to get out.

resolution pollution by rodeoclown January 5, 2010

thighs of christ 

n. long, sculpted thigh muscles like the ones often depicted on sculptures of the crucifixion of the christian jesus

Dude 1: Man, did you see the thighs of christ on that guy?
Dude 2: Yeah. I hear he runs marathons.

thighs of christ by rodeoclown January 1, 2010

junk bomber 

someone like Abdulmutallab who straps or hides explosives in his underwear right around his junk

A passenger on the flight jumped the junk bomber before he could blow up the plane.

junk bomber by rodeoclown December 30, 2009