3 definitions by rodeoclown

n. long, sculpted thigh muscles like the ones often depicted on sculptures of the crucifixion of the christian jesus

Dude 1: Man, did you see the thighs of christ on that guy?
Dude 2: Yeah. I hear he runs marathons.

by rodeoclown January 01, 2010

n.; the cloud of unfulfillable promises that forms and then hangs over mankind for the first few weeks of each new year.

I returned to work today after two weeks off for the holidays, but the resolution pollution was so thick in there that I had to get out.

by rodeoclown January 05, 2010

someone like Abdulmutallab who straps or hides explosives in his underwear right around his junk

A passenger on the flight jumped the junk bomber before he could blow up the plane.

by rodeoclown December 30, 2009