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requirement 

A must have. Needed to continue.
Having a hot girl is a requirement for a nice car.
requirement by Josh January 30, 2004

liberal education requirement 

A class required by the higher education system. It assists no one in the completion of any type of degree. The knowledge is forgotten once the class is complete and the money you spent on it is wasted because the class benifits no one at all.
College Student 1: "Hey man what liberal education requirement class are you taking?"

College Student 2: "I'm taking a chemistry lab because when I get my accounting degree I'll have to mix chemicals....a lot."

College Student 1: "I would rather just throw the money into my toilet and flush it down then take these ridiculous classes."

Presidential IQ requirement 

A strongly needed requirement that would formally require a US Presidential candidate to have an IQ of at least 85.
Clearly the Presidential IQ requirement would keep the Moron in Chief from being re-elected.

Optional Requirement 

The absurd concept of defining something that must be, when it might not.

Self contradicting term used by fucking idiots.

Malformed phrase created from the terms optional and requirement
Let's put the Video stuff in an appendix since they're an Optional Requirement set.

room of requirement

Z: Where you off to?
A: The room of requirement
Z: For what?
A: Duh!

Joint Requirement Session

When a group of people gather together after a stressful meeting or workday, especially after a Joint Requirement Session, and smoke weed to alleviate their sorrows.
Man, that eight-hour Joint Requirement Session with the Product group was stressful! That meeting calls for a mandatory Joint Requirement Session. Does anyone have any Purple Kush?