Reptop

An alternative name for potato salad.

Did you go to the store to buy reptop yet?

Reptop by areuladiesman217 July 14, 2026

repoop

when you poop, flush, wash your hands, and then realize you aren't really done and you have to go sit back down again?

Damn man, I was really in a hurry and was so pissed when i had to repoop.

repoop by gator_imp March 8, 2007

No repto tho 

When you say the most reptilian thing ever, but you want to let people know your not one of the interdimensional lizard people trying to enslave mankind.

Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a baby, no repto tho.

No repto tho by Benjamin Doverson April 18, 2022

rectophiliac 

A person with an unusual affinity for another person's anus. Usually a male although it has rarely been reported among females. Idiomatically, it has become essentially a synonym for homosexual although it can be accurately applied to sodomizing heterosexuals.

Liberace was a musical rectophiliac.

rectophiliac by ken69 November 6, 2009

reptoid 

7 - 9ft shape shifting serpents which own night clubs in Sri Lanka.
Reptoids are native to the antartic, and control the planet.
Some people think Reptoids can time travel, but this is probably bullshit. Though they can travel on the astral plane.

George Bush is a reptoid.
Reptoids are one of the few world problems Chuck Norris can't solve.

reptoid by sheepbag October 17, 2006

Repton School Dubai

Repton School Dubai is the most expensive school in Dubai. It is the only boarding school in the Middle East, It will cost you a leg and your kidney to send your kids to Repton, even if they will not board. The school is a "British" school, but is full of rich Arabs who come to school in a new car everyday. The school is massive, It's the biggest in the Middle East, and looks like a medieval castle, probably why almost everybody calls it Hogwarts. Most students are rich and stupid, but there's a lot of high achievers who are quite smart and value the high standard of education the school offers; most teachers are really good but there are some that can't teach to save their lives and are annoying and stupid as shit. Students wear smart posh uniforms, including a tie, blazer, a formal white shirt, and polished black leather shoes; students are sorted into 8 different houses, and each house has a unique tie for their students to wear. The houses are as follows: Jumeirah House, Latham House, Formarke House, Brooke House, Dahl House, School House, Orchard House, and New House. Huge, influential and rich families have sent their children to Repton School Dubai, including royalty from many different countries, about a fifth of the students are boarders, and pay double the school fees just to remain at school after day hours, If you have a huge amount of money to spend, and want your child to experience luxury while at school, then Repton School Dubai would be the best choice!

Chemistry Teacher: What is an Ionic Bond?
Student (while texting on their 4 iPhones): Hold on miss I'm texting my driver to send my maids to bring me my Gucci school shoes to wear, because mine are dirty!
Chemistry Teacher: Anyone else?
Another student (while typing notes on their iPad): It's a strong electrostatic force of attraction between positively charged and metal ions and negatively charged non metal ions! Also what's the time? My Rolex watch doesn't seem to be working properly, the time on it looks wrong and I wanna know how many minutes are left till break!
Other student (while checking his Cartier watch): My watch reads 11:48! You can always rely on Cartier!
Chemistry Teacher: This is the difference between normal schools and Repton School Dubai!

Repton School Dubai by Udrsd June 14, 2017

Rectoplasm 

The slimy, sticky residue left on ones member after engaging in anal sex.

Made up of lube, excrement, sweat and other bodily secretions and in a consistency and quantity that is dependant on the amount and mix of the above and the time and effort put into "blending" them together!

Last night I was pounding away at Natasha's tight little back door, when I finished I pulled out to reveal a thick coating of rectoplasm on my tool. I had to go wash it off as she lay and recovered because she does not like that stuff in her mouth!

Rectoplasm by RoysterHerOften September 4, 2011