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Rectoplasm 

The slimy, sticky residue left on ones member after engaging in anal sex.

Made up of lube, excrement, sweat and other bodily secretions and in a consistency and quantity that is dependant on the amount and mix of the above and the time and effort put into "blending" them together!
Last night I was pounding away at Natasha's tight little back door, when I finished I pulled out to reveal a thick coating of rectoplasm on my tool. I had to go wash it off as she lay and recovered because she does not like that stuff in her mouth!
Rectoplasm by RoysterHerOften September 4, 2011
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rectoplasm 

slimy feces that requires excessive wiping to discard and often leaves the anus feeling squishy,wet and unclean
Though he was sure he'd wiped thouroughly, John could still fell the uncomfortable wettness of rectoplasm between his cheeks.
rectoplasm by fuad ramses January 30, 2004

ectoplasm 

Odd and elusive substance that is reported to be totally repulsive. It is a seemingly lifelike substance, solid or vaporous in nature, that allegedly exudes from the body of the medium and can be transformed into materialized limbs, faces and even the entire bodies of spirits. Ectoplasm often appears to be milky white in color and smells like ozone.
It was weird as fuck, ectoplasm went out of my mouth and transformed itself in the image of a spirit. Woah!
ectoplasm by malacai September 6, 2004

erectoplasm 

n. A particularly adhesive eruption of love piss, often caused by viewing ghost porn on an overly full stomach.
Woah, man... Gus just spooged a whole gallon of erectoplasm on his keyboard... his carers are gonna be pissed !
erectoplasm by T3h Mandible April 9, 2009

Rectalplasm 

Noun- a sticky and gelatinous residue originating in the anus, often produced from anal sex.
"I stuck it in her back door last night, now I have rectalplasm all over my sheets."
Rectalplasm by Rip Van Stinkhole October 10, 2011

ectoplasmosis 

1. Technically, the viscous progeny of medium ectoplasm and the mind-controlling brain parasite, aborted from the belly of an octobee. Visualize some sort of yellowish-green shoggoth.
2. a wonder closet of fringe art, culture and ephemera
"Where'd Bill go?"
"He was devoured alive in his bed last night by a particularly vicious congerie of sentient ectoplasmosis."
"I want one."

Ectoplasm 

Tyler: Bro lets go ectoplasm tonight!
Chad: Yah bro lets do it!
Ectoplasm by Air flake June 7, 2019
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