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A type of reptilian that can morph into any animal and shape shift. They are the most advanced species and run all of the earth. An example of a reptoid is the English Queen whomst will snatch little kids (e.g Maddie McCann)using her lizard tongue. Other evidence proving she is a reptoid is that her name is Lizzy which is similar to Lizard. Hilary Clinton is also speculated to be part of the Reptoid Roster hence why she has many weird moments due to her being in the wrong habitat and conditions.
Example 1:
Human 1: OH MY LOOK ITS LIZZY THE REPTOID COMING FOR YOU!
Human 2: *Runs*
Queen : *Shoots out lizards tongue and slurps up the human in a single gulp*

Example 2:
Hitler : Oh my it appears someone is coming in
Hitler + The Queen : *Morph into human state from current lizard status*
Reptoid by izzyisatranny April 29, 2019
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A subterranean half man, half lizard. Circa 2008.
Person A: "Dude did you hear about that subteranean race of reptoids on the news?"

Person B: "Thats bullshit! You must have been watching Fox"
Reptoid by reptoid_skeptic February 13, 2009
A Rentoid is a renter who rents from a Person of Land. A Rentoid can be described as a filthy and Landphobic animal. He thinks he is exempt from all the rules and does not pay rent on time.

Usually evicted within the first 3 months
Gabe: I heard that rentoid Dave left shit all over the walls for his landchad to clean up

John: Poor LandChad hopefully he got his 100000% mandatory rent tip before he evicted Dave
Short for Replicated Android. Reploids are robots built based on Mega Man X's designs by Dr.Cain. (please refer to Zero and Mega Man X) Like X, they have complete free will. However, thanks to the virus and free will itself, we have Mavericks

This is the english spelling of repiliroid
Reploids have choice, they can choose to serve humans or go against them.
reploid by Yin Lung Huang January 9, 2005
a tweaked version of the word "retard"
i am a retoid
retoid by module September 7, 2002
One whose appearance resembles that of an asshole.
Sweet Jesus! That poor child's face authorizes me to categorize him as a rectoid.
rectoid by Taishika January 6, 2008
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