rendo

Rendo describes the fail-perfect storm, which thankfully only occurs once every generation. Signs of rendo include, but are not limited to.... Canadian citizenship, hostility to Native Americans, obsession with pokemon, unrealistic belief that Dragon Ball Z is real and GT was 'alright', unemployment, having no more than 3 teeth, and false hopes of hockey one day being better than baseball.

Does that guy have down-syndrome, or is he just way to rendo?

Rendo says: "Pika, hame hame haaa...."

rendo by TeamMericaFU October 21, 2010

Rendo

short for "Horrendous"; also, to get very drunk or inebriated.
Only said by absolute pricks.

Fuck man I was fucking Rendo last night!
Let's get Rendo!
Last night was fucking Rendo.

Rendo by DRAC250 May 29, 2011

randomite 

random unknown people unaware that they are photobombing a picture

The randomites that day were quite interesting to see!!

randomite by Starchylde December 24, 2014

Random Follower 

Someone on Twitter who picks people at random to follow, in hopes of boosting their own numbers

Your man Steve is such a "Random Follower" look at him following another 1,000 people that he has no interest in what they say or do. He is trying to boost his numbers.

Random Follower by Athalonius November 4, 2011

Random Chimp Event 

The Random Chimp Event is the name for the monkey uprising. Humans evolved from monkeys, this was a mistake, humans evolved past monkeys, leaving them behind, the monkeys didn't forget this, and they are preparing. There is not a lot known about the specifics of the Random Chimp Event, the only things that are known are that it could happen at any point in time and that once it has started there is no stopping it, the monkeys will destroy everything in their path. There are a select, intelligent, few who will rejoice at the Random Chimp Event, knowing that the only way for humanity to survive is to return to monke.

Person 1: *hears the distant, ecstatic screams of monkeys* What is that?
Person 2: It's started.
Person 1: What has?
Person 2: *A single tear wells up in their eye and rolls down their face, it's hard to decern whether it is a tear of joy or sadness, the expression on their face makes it seem like both, they are happy because society will return to the glory of what it used to be, but they are sad that they must die to achieve this utopia but they are willing to because they know it is for the betterment of monkeykind* The Random Chimp Event.

Random Chimp Event by AXKZ October 30, 2020

Randominity 

n.
A state of excessive chaotic, creative and whimsical energy.
Pointless; obscure; irrelevant.

randominity overtook her; rational thought turned into a bird and flew away

Randominity by Trudojo June 29, 2006

random crit 

An occurrence of a critical hit happening at a seemingly arbitrary time. This phenomenon is usually associated with games such as Pokemon, Team Fortress 2, and other games.

More often than not it is viewed as a crutch/dumb luck and as quick relief from a situation that would otherwise result in your failure or death.

*Player 1 dies*

Player 1: FUCKING RANDOM CRIT YOU GOT SO FUCKING LUCKY WITH THAT!!1

Player 2: rofl QQ more your tears are delicious

random crit by SomeKoolAznKid March 8, 2014