Relik 

aaaaahaaaaaaaaa HE'S THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!

Relik is our God!

Relik by Mac December 12, 2003

Relik 

A negro who never admits when he's wrong and sucks on Jay-Z's Penis.

Yo Relik you're a loser LIMFAYO !!!

Relik by Negeratchy December 9, 2003

brief relief 

This is the slightly guilty sensation of KNOWINGLY pissing or shitting in your adult diaper (aka “brief”), especially when you don’t actually need to wear this type of thing. You’re just wearing Depends Briefs for convenience and laziness, not because you can’t control your bladder or bowels.

We all went to the casino for the bachelor party and no one wanted to leave their slot machines - thank god we’d all worn Depends Briefs. I hit the jackpot which I admit was pretty satisfying, but my actual favourite part of the night was the feeling I had when I got to piss in my adult diaper. Ahh - “Brief Relief”!

brief relief by Mandi Harmony July 12, 2018

religion 

VERB; pure religion, and undefiled before god is this; to visit the fatherless and the widow in their affliction and to keep oneself unspotted from the world; humble charity. This is the definition of religion found in the Bible

She practices religion by feeding the fatherless children in China every week.

religion by Cathi Robertson July 7, 2008

true religion trapper 

one of those people who come strapped head to toe with true religion, usually has Air Force 1’s, sells drugs or smokes on the regular...
-buzairi & mitch

Harris Dost and José Javier are true religion trappers.

true religion trapper by -the craig Mitchell April 14, 2019

The Religion of Peace

The founder of the "religion of peace" was prophet Mohammad. For a some reason he is called "prophet" even though the "pedophile" would be a more appropriate designation - or by what name should be a man called who in his fifties picked up his favorite wife Aisha from a kindergarden and screwed her when she was 9-year-old, of course she was a child of his cousin, so no wonder why 50% of dune coons in the Middle East are inbreds due to consanguineous marriages when the Maestro itself sets an unhealthy example.

There are enough delusional zealots who murder innocent people, even children in the name of gods. Extreme Islamists are a good bad example of these lunatics. Unfortunately their inbreeding hasn't yet come far enough, they still have hands to shoot, blast bombs and slash the throats of infidels and feet to move instead of seal-like body with claws and flippers.

While we are waiting for that day (hurry up evolution, in the name of Charles Darwin!) they continue to commit atrocities among the heredics and if they happen to die while doing their holy mission they become martyrs and will enter paradise with 72 virgin goats. It's a bit foggy on how those clit free tent ladies will be rewarded after they detonate their explosive vest in a crowd.

"The religion of peace takes good care of its women, every individual seems to have a black, portable tent in case of snowstorms - whether a camel's shit-operated stove included.."

The Religion of Peace by O. W. Tongueincheek December 20, 2021

Ol' reliable 

A tool, that the user has a long history with, which always gets the job done.

(Ol' reliable referring to a printer) Turned on Ol' reliable for some work documents today, never failed me once.

Ol' reliable by Vetelgeuse February 13, 2022