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sir-rejection 

Refusing to being called sir because you don't think your better than others.
While the trucker was being hassled by a cop that sarcastically addressed him as sir, the offended driver invoked sir-rejection and said, "Don't call ME sir, I work for a living."
sir-rejection by jpg3 April 12, 2014

Premature Rejectulation

When a user submits a new word and definition to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors who happen to review the submission lack intelligence, understanding and/or a sense of humour therefore end up prematurely rejecting spectacularly humorous submissions.
Editor - "A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally"

Disappointed user - "Damn it, premature Rejectulation again!"

Walgreen’s Reject 

When even Walgreen’s won’t allow you to come into the store.
It’s not easy living your life as a Walgreen’s Reject.
another mispelling meme, now of the word relax! You still need to get off the internet.
Name: dude, you need to relacts
Fake: Did you just try to say relax?
Name: That darn autocorrect man.
Fake: Oh right, we're in Urban dictionary right now.
Name: Did you just break the fourth wall in an online dictionary?
Fake: *wipes forehead and eats a bag of chips
Name: you just wiped your own forehead, now the joke won't work,
Name: and where the hell did you get all those poker chips from?
relacts by Temmie_Lee October 4, 2019

Reject humanity, return to monke 

apes alone weak, apes together strong.
Reject humanity, return to monke

rejected definition 

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My words never get added to urban dictionary, I'll always end up receiving a feedback rejected definition in my inbox :(
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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