relaxer 

For these ignorant ass muthafukas who dont kno shit bout black people and their hair:Its a creamy substance that is placed on the hair close to the scalp of a Black/African- American females hair, for the most part. It is used to straighten the hair. Another name for the relaxer is called a perm- what mose Black people call it.

Last week I got a relaxer/perm.
Because Shanika'a hair was nappy, her O G gave her a relaxer/perm.

relaxer by MOS_BEF July 23, 2006

relaxer 

Satanic chemical concoction used to kill African hair. It seems few black people are unaware of its unintended, unhealthy side effects and the permanent damage it causes to your fine, gravity-defying locks. It may appear that you're making your life easier, but have you noticed your hair has been the same length since the fifth grade? Have you noticed all the scabs on your scalp? If it's so good for you, why the hell it burn? Wake up and stop being so damn afraid of the hair God gave you. (If any white ppl are confused, relaxers are what black girls put in their hair to make it straight)

I'm insecure about myself and secretly wanna be white... relaxer here I come!

My hair has become so thick and pretty ever since I stopped using relaxers!

relaxer by Anon09876 February 24, 2018

relaxer 

The word relaxer means to straighten a back persons hair. It takes the kink and nappyness out of the hair, but it is greasy

Sharey bought no lye relaxer and now her hair is straight

relaxer by preppy princess April 23, 2005

The Relaxer 

The same exact definition and motion of "The Shocker" (Look it up if you don't know), the only difference being the pinky is rotated in a clock wise circle while engaged in action. This totally relaxes the person receiving therefore bearing the name "The Relaxer".

Janice was surprised when I demonstrated The Relaxer to her. She liked it better than The Shocker.

The Relaxer by Dick Fitzenwell June 30, 2008

Mexican Relaxer 

1. A sex routine where the man fucks the woman as if his performance was rated on receiving a green card (or legalized status) or not. This requires successfully pulling of three unique sexual positions in a row without having an orgasm until the last.

Derived from the 1980s when Hector Josè Morales landed in Mexico after parachuting from a plane carrying exotic melons, landing in an attractive American's backyard. She told him she would marry him and legalize him if he could make her have numerous orgasms.

Rick: what are you doing this weekend?
Nicky: not much, imma little stressed..
Rick: a mexican relaxer should clear that up!
Nicky: oh nah, I don't drink liquor!!
Rick: neither do I *drops pants to ankles*

Mexican Relaxer by F.Mac April 30, 2010

movie relaxer 

1.the act of getting a blow job or hand job in a movie theatre

2. to relieve stress sexually in a movie theatre

hey Bro i have a test tomorrow and i have to see a movie with katie tonight. What should I do?

tell her to give you a movie relaxer. (choose a bad movie)

movie relaxer by Themazzashow July 13, 2011

Muscle Relaxer 

A girl decides to give a man a back massage. At this point he secretly pulls out his cock and starts jerking off. If the man is not sneaky enough, the girl is surprised and runs screaming out of the room. Either way, the man is left feeling refreshed and relaxed.

What is better than steak and a blow job? A muscle relaxer.

Muscle Relaxer by Jellens April 10, 2009