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1. A sex routine where the man fucks the woman as if his performance was rated on receiving a green card (or legalized status) or not. This requires successfully pulling of three unique sexual positions in a row without having an orgasm until the last.

Derived from the 1980s when Hector Josè Morales landed in Mexico after parachuting from a plane carrying exotic melons, landing in an attractive American's backyard. She told him she would marry him and legalize him if he could make her have numerous orgasms.
Rick: what are you doing this weekend?
Nicky: not much, imma little stressed..
Rick: a mexican relaxer should clear that up!
Nicky: oh nah, I don't drink liquor!!
Rick: neither do I *drops pants to ankles*
by F.Mac April 30, 2010
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