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A girl decides to give a man a back massage. At this point he secretly pulls out his cock and starts jerking off. If the man is not sneaky enough, the girl is surprised and runs screaming out of the room. Either way, the man is left feeling refreshed and relaxed.
What is better than steak and a blow job? A muscle relaxer.
by Jellens April 10, 2009
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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