Rektifier

A play on words for 'rectifier' where the subject is now 420.69% more MLG than previously possible.

Person 1: Prepare to get #rektified m8! For I am the rektifier! xDD

Person 2: WTF does that even mean??

by Xx_The precocious kid_xX June 8, 2015

Rektified

The state of feeling so rekt that you don't even know what to do.

Bob just got rektified by Amy
His fault for pissing her off.

He sat there frozen for like twenty minutes.

by Leapyearbabeh March 17, 2016

Rectifier

The inverse of the very popular and entertaining Shocker. e.g. 2 in the stink, 1 in the pink; two in the ass one in the grass; two in the butt one in the slut; two in the boot, one in the koot; goin to town with two in the brown, etc.

She had rolled over as I was going for the Shocker, so she got the Rectifier instead.

by Joe Rectifier June 18, 2003

Rectifier

Someone who always tries to make things right between people.

Girl 1: Janet, you are such a rectifier.
Janet: What?
Girl 1: You're always trying to fix people!

by voluptuous October 8, 2008

rectified

The act of becoming erect in an unusual manner.

Cici was totally rectified by that message.

by Grace Dorsey November 10, 2007

rectifier

when the process of recting goes wrong (usualy concerned with rookies). the rectifier must then step in to control the situation and rectify the runt. essentialy, the rectifier rectifies a careless rect of a runt so that it is runtable.

"what the fuck, these skins have come apart!"
"good job they call me the rectifier then init rookie"

by daVilse August 30, 2005

rektified

Being penetrated up the arse

"Damn I rektified that chick from the supermarket so hard last night."
"Oh nice mate"

by Fuck idk September 7, 2015