Rektified

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The state of feeling so rekt that you don't even know what to do.

Bob just got rektified by Amy
His fault for pissing her off.

He sat there frozen for like twenty minutes.

Rektified by Leapyearbabeh March 17, 2016

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rektified

Being penetrated up the arse

"Damn I rektified that chick from the supermarket so hard last night."
"Oh nice mate"

rektified by Fuck idk September 7, 2015

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Reggified

Any time you contaminate food to get revenge against someone who acts like an asshole, such as Reggie Jackson.

Man that guy treated me like shit, but, it's okay, I reggified his shrimp cocktail with my ass juice.

Reggified by BartlebyBreakingBad May 27, 2013

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Ratified

The result once someone has disposed lots and lots and lots of rats in one place.

Woah that that room just got ratified!!

Ratified by Anton Peace-spikey November 8, 2018

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Rectifier

The inverse of the very popular and entertaining Shocker. e.g. 2 in the stink, 1 in the pink; two in the ass one in the grass; two in the butt one in the slut; two in the boot, one in the koot; goin to town with two in the brown, etc.

She had rolled over as I was going for the Shocker, so she got the Rectifier instead.

Rectifier by Joe Rectifier June 18, 2003

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Ricktified

When maintenence is performed in such a manner that the final project is much worse than when it was just broke.

The door handle on room 4 has been Ricktified.

Ricktified by Professor concrete August 23, 2022

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Rectifier

Someone who always tries to make things right between people.

Girl 1: Janet, you are such a rectifier.
Janet: What?
Girl 1: You're always trying to fix people!

Rectifier by voluptuous October 8, 2008

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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