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The inverse of the very popular and entertaining Shocker. e.g. 2 in the stink, 1 in the pink; two in the ass one in the grass; two in the butt one in the slut; two in the boot, one in the koot; goin to town with two in the brown, etc.
She had rolled over as I was going for the Shocker, so she got the Rectifier instead.
by Joe Rectifier June 18, 2003
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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Someone who always tries to make things right between people.
Girl 1: Janet, you are such a rectifier.
Janet: What?
Girl 1: You're always trying to fix people!
by voluptuous August 12, 2008
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when the process of recting goes wrong (usualy concerned with rookies). the rectifier must then step in to control the situation and rectify the runt. essentialy, the rectifier rectifies a careless rect of a runt so that it is runtable.
"what the fuck, these skins have come apart!"
"good job they call me the rectifier then init rookie"
by daVilse August 03, 2005
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