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Rectifier 

Someone who always tries to make things right between people.
Girl 1: Janet, you are such a rectifier.
Janet: What?
Girl 1: You're always trying to fix people!
Rectifier by voluptuous October 8, 2008

rectifier 

when the process of recting goes wrong (usualy concerned with rookies). the rectifier must then step in to control the situation and rectify the runt. essentialy, the rectifier rectifies a careless rect of a runt so that it is runtable.
"what the fuck, these skins have come apart!"
"good job they call me the rectifier then init rookie"
rectifier by daVilse August 30, 2005

Erectifier 

- A phaser/flanger effect
- A song

- A device to give you erections! It is based on a suction pump and a silicone massage device.
I need an erection without using meds like viagra!

Get an erectifier!

I need to create some funky sounds!

Get an erectifier

I wonder what the name of this song was!

Get an erectifier!
Erectifier by Fukaface! April 28, 2011

Rektified 

The state of feeling so rekt that you don't even know what to do.
Bob just got rektified by Amy
His fault for pissing her off.

He sat there frozen for like twenty minutes.
Rektified by Leapyearbabeh March 17, 2016

anal rectification 

to set forth in correctness one's anus. to completely be destroyed, as in an accident in which one's body becomes mangled and dismembered.
That skiier was just anally rectified.
A play on words for 'rectifier' where the subject is now 420.69% more MLG than previously possible.
Person 1: Prepare to get #rektified m8! For I am the rektifier! xDD

Person 2: WTF does that even mean??
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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