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Some guy who likes to play the sims because that's the only game he has in his computer. Also the type of guy to attend college lectures just so he won't get eliminated by the college system
I got a blondie friend named Rezon
Rezon by Henry,171 March 9, 2020
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redzone and chill 

The Sunday 1:00 version of Netflix and Chill. You and yo girl watch NFL RedZone, catch some nice football, and then score a touchdown of your own...in her vagina.
You: hey baby
THOT: heyyyy
You: Rezdone and chill??
THOT: yeahhh babyy, but rubbers--I ain't trying to catch nothing but some some action from around the league and that dick ;)

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redzone and chill by joeyp15 November 30, 2015
The act of fondling another's face with a cylindrical object, i.e. a rolled-up newspaper. This is done in conjunction with saying Redzone (in an awkward tone).
Guy 1: (Fondling roomates face with a rolled-up newspaper) Redzone. (in a creepy tone)

Guy 2: Dude, you just redzoned me! What the hell!!!
redzone by Ryan Chappelle November 19, 2007
Unique name for a complete asshole who wants to booty fuck the shit out of every man he meets. Will never comfort you if you feel sad he will start sucking U to showcase that there’s no pussy bois in his eyes so he sucks u like a 3000 gawk machine.he may have the best head but his booty stinky so u know where this goes
“Ohhh my Reyzon that mouth of yours moves like a cotton candy machine
Reyzon by What does these mean July 17, 2020
A Versatile beast. Truly one of the most profound wild card people ever. He may do 60% on everything he does cause he is selfish with his time. That's the thing. He could do anything once taught. From flying a plane, killing people, healing people,building,cleaning,driving,running,fighting,go to the store for you. He could do anything and that's what makes a Renzon a versatile beast. He may not be the best. When it comes to doing a completed different task 180,90,45 of what he just did, he could do. This is not a right hand man, this is a mutherfucking Kintaro of arms.
Shift Manager: *on the phone* Hi Aaron you coming to work today?
Aaron: No I found another job, sorry dude.*hangs up*
Shift Manager: *on the phone again* Hi Sammy you coming to work today?
Sammy: Sorry I don't feel good today *hangs up*
Renzon: *already at the job site* don't worry I'll be cashier/fryer/make the sandwich/clean the whole place today ,close then open and prep in the morning to do a 14 hour and close again.

Shift Manager: well fuck me damn...
Renzon: Maybe after work
Shift Manager: no I got a boyfriend , and it was a figure of speech.
Renzon:I figure we fuck here right now and nobody will know.

*Shift Manager gets cummaged and ravage*
Renzon by West-coast booster October 12, 2016
Renzon is the most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He is very handsome and gets all the ladies he wants
Person: who's that guy?
Renzon: it's me!
Person: who are you?
Renzon: it is I, Renzon.
Random female: OMG ITS A RENZON
Renzon by LightXen November 22, 2021