After telling a woman you love her to get her into
bed, you invite her to your house for a traditional German dinner the next
day. When she arrives at the
door, you answer dressed as a level 64 lawful good paladin and deny her entry because she does not have Article III standing. As she begins to cry, you console her by saying, “its ok baby you have Article LXIX (69) standing” and point to the back of the 89’ Volvo station
wagon parked in your driveway.
Sally's eyes welled with tears as she turned to look at the Blue Volvo station
wagon parked in
Ralph's driveway. "Not Again," she whispered to herself, "this is the last
time i'm going to be a victim of a Rehnquist's revenge!"