Regretgasm

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An orgasm that is immediately, or soon thereafter, regretted upon, as you were having sex with someone you should not have been having sex with.

I bumped into my bitch of an ex-girlfriend, and it ended with a solid regretgasm. I even yelled "NOOOOO" as I came, realizing my mistake.

Regretgasm by Nigel Fish May 18, 2006

Words you can keep

Regretamine

Feeling you get the morning after throwing up/ falling over/ talking to the wall about the universe being made out of segments on account on having over-indulged in the drug ketamine.

I thought I threw up on my front doorstep last night, but when I came round I realised it was my flatmate's bed. Major regretamine.

Regretamine by Maryapple May 7, 2009

Related Words

Regretgasm • regretamine • Regretamin • Regretfast • regretamedia • Regrettameal

regretfast

When you pack a lunch but eat it well before noon, due to boredom or anxiety, screwing up your eating schedule for the rest of the day.

Can you lend me some cash for the vending machine? I brought a sandwich to work but ate it for regretfast at 10am.

regretfast by very_clever_pseudonym October 1, 2021

Regretamin

Doing lots of ketermine and popping in and out of the hole aggresivelly.

Phil " I managed to turf through a whole gram of the mine last night on my own, dude am i regretamine'ing this

Regretamin by JRF17 December 14, 2010

regretamin

Another derogatory term for ketamine. specifically denotes a k sesh that results in embarrassment or regret.

"Bobby mate how'd you get all those fag burns on your face??"
"errrr.....that'll be the regretamin"

regretamin by mandingo89 July 25, 2009

Word of the Day on September 20, 2025

Regrettameal

A meal you instantly regret eating. Can be because of nutritional makeup, or the presumed havoc it will wreak upon your digestive tract, or any other reason.

I was hungry so I got the 2 for $5 deal at burger king and ate two whoppers. It was a regrettameal.

Regrettameal by TommyB33 May 8, 2014

regretamine

like forgetamine, another word for Ketamine, the drug. A strong narcotic, ketamine use can develop slight feelings of paranoia or a sense of regret.

I wish I hadnt done so much regretamine last summer I keep forgetting stuff.

regretamine by theoriginalMax May 28, 2007

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026