The most beloved holiday at the tail end of the calendar year (don't Google that - just trust). Invented in
2012, National Voter Registration Day is the nation's largest nonpartisan
civic holiday dedicated with almost killer cyborg levels of commitment to registering every eligible American to vote.
Taking place every September, these ballot
box-obsessed desperadoes of democracy have registered over 4.5 million Americans to vote and that
crazy look in their nonexistent eye say they aren't slowing down anytime soon.
"It's September and I can't think of a
single to do to show my obsessive
love for American democracy."
"Haveeee you heard about National Voter Registration
Day?"