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Ed Reed! 

Ed Reed is the name yelled whenever there is an interception of any kind. Whether it be a football interception, a basketball steal, or even cutting in line. Due to the large amount of interceptions NFL safety Ed Reed records. ED REED!
announcer: "Tom Brady drops back, throws downfield and it's intercepted!"

Larry: "ED REED!! Billy did you see Ed Reed just Ed Reed that ball?"
Ed Reed! by jcbigstuff January 10, 2010
A dominating ballhawk of the Baltimore Ravens who seems to terrorize quarterbacks by picking them off for touchdowns.
Andy Reid to Donovan McNabb: "Whatever you do, don't throw the ball where Ed Reed is at"

(D. McNabb throws an interception to Ed Reed)

Andy Reid to Donovan McNabb: "Damn it, I'm benching you!"

Andy Reid to Kevin Kolb: "Whatever you do, don't throw the ball where Ed Reed is at"

(Ed Reed intercepts from K. Kolb for 108 yard touchdown)

Andy Reid to Kevin Kolb: "Goddamn it!"
Ed Reed by KingPhillip May 28, 2009
the baddest safety of all time, he ruins lives
look at the dark sombitch ed reed, he just ran back a 108 interception!
ed reed by deshawnte kang February 19, 2009
Amazing safety who plays for the Baltimore Ravens and in just 3 years in the NFL he is among the best and has a defensive player of the year award.
Ed Reed set an NFL record for longest interception return ever of 106 yards against the Clevland Browns.
ed reed by bob is your aunt May 31, 2005
The Free Safety/Strong Safety/Cornerback/Entire secondary for the Baltimore Ravens. Has a bigger intercetion radius than if you were to put every Detroit Lion player that ever played on the field... together.
Guy: You wanna hear a joke?
Guy2: Sure why not
Guy: Do you know why Ed Reed never had flees?
Guy2: Idk why?
Guy: Because he'd just pick them off
Guy2:Lame... but true
(Highfive)
Ed Reed by Jdlusional January 16, 2009

Ollie Reeded

A term in honour of the late, Great Oliver Reed, to describe an advanced stage of drunkenness.
"f*ck sake i'm ollie reeded"
Ollie Reeded by Pisshead111 October 25, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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