A fictitious condition that is used to insult someone who's backside is straight as a board. The personthe joke is about usually is wearing pants that makes them look like they have no ass at all. The person may also end up with the nickname R.A.S. - Pronounced Rass.
A reopening that makes people feel a sense of morale boost, like they are the ones benefitting from stores, businesses, and restaurants not being shut down anymore. Somebody starts a petition and all of a sudden everything is open again, yet nobody is questioning whether the one who started the petition might have had something to do with everything shutting down in the first place.
The girl was the one to start the petition that reopened everything. That is a lot of power for one person to have. Wouldn't it take the same kind of power to have everything shut down as well? It seems more like a Machiavellian reopening than a true morale boost.