Redtag 

The label one may place on a newcomer who

a. Introvert Redtag ( you don't know they are mentally unstable untill it is too late) "simmering Redtag"

B. extrovert Redtag (they are fucking crazy and you know it the second they walk in the room) "flamming redtag"

That dude Manny thinks everyone is out to get him because he has a Jerry curl, colored contacts, and a fucking pinky ring! Redtag!

People can be converted to Redtag by their social surroundings and/or genetics

Redtag by Powpowpow September 23, 2012

the redeagle exemption 

You knew who/what I was when you added me on Facebook there for you have no right to get mad/offended by something that I say or do.

Guy 1: Dude I can't believe you said that
Redeagle: You knew I said stuff like that when you added me
Guy 1: I guess you are right, you using the Redeagle exemption.

the redeagle exemption by Mikehoncho December 3, 2013

Rectagon 

A rectangle that sexually identifies as a shape with 5 or more sides

That's no rectangle, that's a rectagon

Rectagon by IndecisiveRectagon March 9, 2017

redtard

SPECIES - Redtards are a group of carnivorous homo sapiens in the genus Mullet family. They reside in the southern USA, are highly territorial, prefer open grassland, high fructose corn syrup and have an inverted mathematical relationship between their years of education and the number of offspring they bear.

CULTURE - Redtards subscribe to the notions: the repetition of unsupportable concepts inherently transforms them into fact and “if Jesus said it, da-gummit, dats bowt good 'nuf fer us”. Redtards tend to hide from the light in FoxNews holes and can be identified roaming the woodlands chanting arcane war cries of "drill baby drill" as a solution to the global energy crisis and believe that the recent frost in their hayfield invalidates the irrefutable science of global warming.

MARKINGS - The markings of this species are the absence of teeth, barb wire tattoos or the billowing of red/white/blue fabric planted in front of their trailer dwellings. Borderline Redtards can validate their inclusion if they have more than one Jeff Foxworthy box set, and can deadeye three of five tin cans with standard gauge buck shot from a distance of four Camaros or more.

MATINGS - Redtards tend to mate within two degrees of their immediate genealogy, preferring to do so in four-wheel drive vehicles with mounted weaponry. This species, long believed to be headed toward extinction, is instead propagating at an unprecedented pace and thereby poses an immediate threat to the universe.

Glen Beck is such a redtard! He said that the recent snow in his front yard must be "global cooling" because global warming is a scam.

redtard by hello world champion February 11, 2010

redwagoned 

Feigning shock or surprise by current events in sports and entertainment, despite the obviousness of the statement.

I am redwagoned that Brett Favre unretired.
Tiger Woods had extramarital affairs? I'm redwagoned.

redwagoned by buckyj May 24, 2013

Redage 

A red card in Football (soocer)

Chris: Gerrard got sent off!

Sam: haha he deserves from Redage

Redage by Yeti J June 6, 2009

Rectagina 

(rek'ta·jî'nə) n. A woman who is so loose, her rectum has actually joined with her vagina. See Tuula

"Dang baby! That's a huge rectagina!"
"What the hell is that? Some kinda rectagina?"

Rectagina by Brock "Dirty Sanchez" Otten July 19, 2004