Rectagina

(rek'ta·jî'nə) n. A woman who is so loose, her rectum has actually joined with her vagina. See Tuula

"Dang baby! That's a huge rectagina!"
"What the hell is that? Some kinda rectagina?"

by Brock "Dirty Sanchez" Otten July 19, 2004

Rectalgia

Rectalgia is a medical term meaning a pain in the rectum. You can see where this is going, it can be usefully applied to people who are a pain in the arse, you know the WOSPs, Malcolms and fuckwits of the world. See also pygalgia.

There are some people whose mere existence causes acute rectalgia.

by AKACroatalin February 23, 2017

Rectalgia

Originally a medical term, rectalgia is a pain in the rectum, now being applied to people who are a pain in the arse.

Malcolm, with his clumsiness and stupidity causes acute and widespread rectalgia

by Croatalin December 30, 2013

Revaginate

The process in which one's vagina rejuvenates after extensive or rough sexual intercourse

(Woman) "We had sex for hours last night, but I need time to revaginate before we can do it again"

by the singing scotsman July 4, 2009

Rectagon

A rectangle that sexually identifies as a shape with 5 or more sides

That's no rectangle, that's a rectagon

by IndecisiveRectagon March 9, 2017

revaginalzation

When a woman's vagina is loosely abused stick a bone in ham prefferably 8-10 pounds butterball jamit up in there and Waller it around then snatch the bone out

I would rather perform a revaginalzation get fucked in the bathroom with a strap on from a transvestite.

by Noresun2noamy February 7, 2017

rectegnation

Very rare, but it occurs when you are nailing a chick in the ass so hard that your dick tears through the lining of her ass, bursts into her uterus, and you mistakingly impregnate her.

Shit, I was trying to be safe last week with nina by going anal, but I accidental rectegnated her. Rectegnation blows, I'm so screwed.

by Brian H September 26, 2005